(note: this is a sarcastic post)
Our Glorious and all Powerful King Grover Norquist has ruled that taxes shall not be raised, and noble politicians have looked past the pleads of commoners and their elected president (lower 'p'), to proclaim "Our King's Will Shall Be Done!".
I would like to congratulate our King for his victory over His country's citizenry, and ask His Majesty to lay out more commandments for the upcoming year.