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  1. #241
    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    I dont even know what series you are referring to Is it some kinda Japanese anime thing?
    Well if you wannna know, google what I quoted in that post... NSFW, obviously >_>

    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    I want to crawl inside your head and just look around. It sounds like a fascinating and maybe slightly frightening place.
    I scare myself too sometimes. But it also makes some of the stuff people say about me here (not this thread specifically) very funny ^_^

    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    As long as there's no more clear fluid coming out of your nipples it's all good
    Oh, that was by far not the most... fascinating thing going on in my head...
    I feel like I'm pushing the boundaries of allowable posts here. Please nobody report me! >_<"

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    Quote Originally Posted by turskanaattori View Post
    You have friends who nerd about vikings and metal, and you complain?
    Vikings are cool and I love 'em, but they get boring after 4 years of constant discussion.

    Metal is just a shitty music genre.
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I feel like I'm pushing the boundaries of allowable posts here. Please nobody report me! >_<"
    Reported because FUCK YOU THATS WHY
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    There is nothing wrong with being a virgin in college but there's also nothing wrong with being promiscuous.

    SOme people wanna save it for, "the one," others wanna get the crazy party life out of the way before settling down.

    It's all a matter of choice and preference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Frightening places are cool.
    Dude, we have like abandoned subway tunnels or something here. They're freaking AWESOME! Except for, you know, the homeless and the associated chance of mugging and whatnot that comes with being in a dark, out of the way place with people who might be morally questionable!

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I scare myself too sometimes. But it also makes some of the stuff people say about me here (not this thread specifically) very funny ^_^


    Oh, that was by far not the most... fascinating thing going on in my head...
    I feel like I'm pushing the boundaries of allowable posts here. Please nobody report me! >_<"
    This is why you're fun to toy with. It's like you keep pushing random buttons until something amusing pops out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Well if you wannna know, google what I quoted in that post... NSFW, obviously >_>


    I scare myself too sometimes. But it also makes some of the stuff people say about me here (not this thread specifically) very funny ^_^


    Oh, that was by far not the most... fascinating thing going on in my head...
    I feel like I'm pushing the boundaries of allowable posts here. Please nobody report me! >_<"
    Haha its too funny to report for, keeps the board amusing. Also I ended up googling and said to my GF "Im not googling porn I swear, ok maybe I am, but its not what you think"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post

    It's like you keep pushing random buttons until something amusing pops out!
    Like...clear fluid?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Like...clear fluid?
    I need to stop reading this thread while I'm eating

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Now I just keep thinking of a particular series of porno. And kindergarten. And back to porno again. Oh god I'm a pedo! >_<"

    Thanks a lot :<
    I don't understand this leap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Like...clear fluid?
    It's not always clear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Heresy!
    Dirty lies! :|
    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    Hey, as a transabled, transethnic, non-binary, genderqueer, neo-communist, indoor-capable republican otherkin I am offended by your callous display of ignorance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cybran View Post
    Both of those links don't provide any evidence. They make unsubstantiated statements

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    Quote Originally Posted by munchkin View Post
    Something that has always bothered me. I know that when I was in college (my first semester ever) there was this girl I met at a Freshman only event and she practically threw herself at me. I could have gone for the kill but getting a young woman pregnant outside of marriage would put shame to our family name and future weddings wouldn't be blessed.

    I told some close friends about it and they looked at me weird when I told them that I was still a virgin. How come its us guys that look like aliens or foreign creatures if we haven't "gone in the for kill" yet? However, if girls/women lose theirs, then they are "whores".

    Doesn't make sense - why doesn't everyone just save themselves for marriage, so that their significant other will have the keys to their partners' respective gardens? Please enlighten me. I had to leave a groups of friends yesterday because they laughed at my virgin status.
    Simply because if I waited until marriage I'd be a 36 y/o virgin instead of the father of 3 amazing kids............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    actually abstinence is pretty good at not getting anybody prego.
    Abstinence... 99.999999999999% effective!

    (Just a joke guys, not trying to start anything religious here)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slummish View Post
    Want to know why? Because her husband had a tiny wang. (Of course, she said it was for a different reason, but she told my sister he was only 2 inches when erect.)
    Since this thread is just an amalgamation of various topics and sex talk, I'm going to feel the freedom to ask this: Is that even possible? Is it even possible for a grown man to only have a 2 inch penis while erect? I've never seen or heard of such a thing. That is tragically small, so small that I think your sister's friend was fibbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomatketchup View Post
    Reported because FUCK YOU THATS WHY
    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Frightening places are cool.
    Crap there's a mod in here already, stop changing avatars! >_<"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Since this thread is just an amalgamation of various topics and sex talk, I'm going to feel the freedom to ask this: Is that even possible? Is it even possible for a grown man to only have a 2 inch penis while erect? I've never seen or heard of such a thing. That is tragically small, so small that I think your sister's friend was fibbing.
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Since this thread is just an amalgamation of various topics and sex talk, I'm going to feel the freedom to ask this: Is that even possible? Is it even possible for a grown man to only have a 2 inch penis while erect? I've never seen or heard of such a thing. That is tragically small, so small that I think your sister's friend was fibbing.
    I've seen one on Howard Stern that was like, one inch fully erect.

    I giggled a lot that afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    Close your eyes and smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
    Is it normal that I find this hilarious even at 20?

    I already knew about it but it still makes me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I've seen one on Howard Stern that was like, one inch fully erect.

    I giggled a lot that afternoon.
    Were they sure it just wasn't a very large, uh, corresponding female part?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    I'm fortunate enough to not have that affliction so I can't say. Honestly? I doubt it. I can't imagine the kind of damage knowing that would do to a person's psyche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    Probably depends a lot on both parties.

    Also, the thought of masturbation with such a tool has me almost on the floor with laughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    If lesbians can do it, that's plenty big

    But yes I remember the Howard Stern guy saying he has great sex.

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