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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Probably depends a lot on both parties.

    Also, the thought of masturbation with such a tool has me almost on the floor with laughter.
    Sounds really messy, honestly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
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    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    I don't understand this leap.
    When I read your post my dirty highly analytical mind made a connection and read it <CENSORED> which is the name of the series... Which incidentally is in a "school" setting.... So yeah. :shifty:

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    Quote Originally Posted by holyevil44 View Post
    onahole google that, same thing as the dildo do for women but it replace what a men needs
    Yes, I'm aware Fleshlights exist. I can also tell you, without even having wasted $65 on one, that they are not going to come anywhere near the real thing.

    Not being a woman I can't vouch for pocket rockets, but I'm pretty sure they're lacking the full package, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Crap there's a mod in here already, stop changing avatars! >_<"
    Haha. I'm going to change my avatar many more times.


    Also I'm really going to give a warning now, let's try and keep the "off topic"/sex talk out please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Ouch. I learned something new today. My roommate always mentioned having a small dong, but now I kind feel bad for my cousin he just married. Maybe he has a micropenis :S
    Gotta feel sorry for the guy. I'm on the slightly smaller side of average myself, and I can only imagine the self-esteem issues he has.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anjerith View Post
    I remember being in middle school ...oh... 15 years or so ago. I foolishly admitted to being a virgin to a girl that was curious and was mocked mercilessly for it for weeks.


    Please examine the above statement and I am sure you can find many things wrong with it other than whether or not girls are treated more harshly than boys in terms of being virgins or not.
    Until I was 17 I genuinely believed that nobody had sex before 16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    what if that is nobody?
    You cannot possibly know that without trying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    You cannot possibly know that without trying.
    Who said I haven't been trying?
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    I'm calling it, Republicans will hold congress in 2018 and Trump will win again in 2020.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    Who said I haven't been trying?
    You haven't tried with every single human being in the world. Ergo, logic dictates you cannot say it's "nobody". You just haven't found anyone. If you were even trying.

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    Didn't realize that getting laid was anyone's business but your own? Really though, what does it matter weather you went for it or not, don't let a group of tossers dictate your sex life for you, seriously, it's your penis, not theirs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    Who said I haven't been trying?
    If you have been trying, it's not abstinence?

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    I never imagined that a thread on such a subject could be so much fun to read.
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    As a warlock, allow me to be the first to say that I get tremendous amounts of joy from watching fear pathing take you to Africa.
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    Twinking is like going back to school when you are 30, just to be smarter than the other kids.

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    Doesn't make sense - why doesn't everyone just save themselves for marriage, so that their significant other will have the keys to their partners' respective gardens? Please enlighten me. I had to leave a groups of friends yesterday because they laughed at my virgin status.
    What a ridiculously old fashioned way of thinking>.>.
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    Hey try getting hooked on porn if you're a virgin....it's a great release

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaderas View Post
    Gotta feel sorry for the guy. I'm on the slightly smaller side of average myself, and I can only imagine the self-esteem issues he has.
    Quite honestly, I don't think a dude needs to be that big to be successful in bed. He and his wife seem to be really happy and enjoying their sex life, though yes, he was always a bit self-conscious about it. I felt the freedom to waltz around nude but I've never actually seen his. You can be too big as well, my brother is hung like a horse and he and his wife couldn't have sex the first year of their marriage because he just wouldn't fit. His wife had to do physical therapy in order to make it work.

    Edit: looks like we're ending the discussion about anatomy here.
    Last edited by Letmesleep; 2013-01-03 at 06:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DieFichte View Post
    If you have been trying, it's not abstinence?
    Maybe he means he's been trying to find a celibate relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elisif View Post
    Hey try getting hooked on porn if you're a virgin....it's a great release
    The issue there is that porn can present a very unrealistic set of expectations about sex, and that can have a lot of negative ramifications.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    I'm going in for the kill!
    I'm doing it for the thrill!
    Oh and I'm hoping you'll understand, and then let go of my hand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    Maybe he means he's been trying to find a celibate relationship.
    That sounds like cooking a meal you can't eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    From a biological standpoint, men aren't supposed to remain virgins until "marriage". There is no marriage from a biological view. Men are evolutionary designed to have sex as much as possible, whereas women get pregnant and cannot. Remaining a virgin makes no sense in terms of science, so in my opinion its weird to remain one willfully. There is a big difference between having a choice in being a virgin... if you're a guy who tries to lose your virginity but have been unsuccessful, that would be more accepted because you're trying to fulfill your duties as a man & do what you're designed to do.

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