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    Quote Originally Posted by Dazzy View Post
    Friends are supposed to laugh at each other. If you can't laugh at a friends virginity, talk about banging their mom, laugh at them when the hurt themselves or draw penises on their forehead when they pass out...they aren't real friends anyways.
    Sounds more like people I'd do my best to avoid rather than 'friends', to be honest. Then again, to each their own.
    Just because I say something negative in relation to your country doesn't mean I'm bashing or hating on your country. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Just use colorful metaphors. It's more fun.
    Churning the butter?
    She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
    She was the best damned woman that I ever seen
    She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
    And knocking me out with those American thighs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Churning the butter?
    I understand how this euphemism came about.

    ...on second thought, I don't want to know >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    This whole page makes me feel dirty
    Yeah, that's why I never look at what I said. Because if I don't look that means it's not there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Churning the butter?
    Oh God, I have a feeling by the end of the day we're all going to be banned.
    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    Hey, as a transabled, transethnic, non-binary, genderqueer, neo-communist, indoor-capable republican otherkin I am offended by your callous display of ignorance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eroginous View Post
    I wouldn't expect someone who thinks science provides proof to know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    Girls go through puberty before boys. It's likely that you will have started earlier than most of the people on this site, since most of them are male.
    yeah but that's like pedophile shit right there. 13 holy shit. You go to jail for people years older than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    yeah but that's like pedophile shit right there. 13 holy shit. You go to jail for people years older than that.
    Isn't that the age of consent in Japan?
    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    Hey, as a transabled, transethnic, non-binary, genderqueer, neo-communist, indoor-capable republican otherkin I am offended by your callous display of ignorance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eroginous View Post
    I wouldn't expect someone who thinks science provides proof to know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Oh God, I have a feeling by the end of the day we're all going to be banned.
    And it's all Reeve's fault. Memorise that for the appeal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Churning the butter?
    Let's add some graphics to it!
    (Don't worry, safe for work.)
    Just because I say something negative in relation to your country doesn't mean I'm bashing or hating on your country. Get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    yeah but that's like pedophile shit right there. 13 holy shit. You go to jail for people years older than that.
    What if it's with someone 13, 14, 15? The statutory rape laws are designed to protect children against being groomed for sex by predators, not young teenagers exploring with each other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    And it's all Reeve's fault. Memorise that for the appeal!
    Hey now, I used the most innocuous phrasing possible in my original statement!
    She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
    She was the best damned woman that I ever seen
    She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
    And knocking me out with those American thighs

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    And it's all Reeve's fault. Memorise that for the appeal!
    The best part of the rather horrible movie that is Mrs. Doubtfire was the scene where Robin Williams lists off to Pierce Brosnan an entire dictionary of sexual euphemisms.
    Quote Originally Posted by GreatOak View Post
    Hey, as a transabled, transethnic, non-binary, genderqueer, neo-communist, indoor-capable republican otherkin I am offended by your callous display of ignorance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eroginous View Post
    I wouldn't expect someone who thinks science provides proof to know that.

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    Doesn't make sense - why doesn't everyone just save themselves for marriage, so that their significant other will have the keys to their partners' respective gardens
    As others have said, sex is just very good fun, theres no need to save it for someone special, who knows how long that could take! Ive been engaged for 3 years now, but not yet married, but we've been having sex for 6 years because its quite enjoyable. I flew out to another country to meet my GF and there was every chance we wouldnt see each other again/often but we still engaged in sex because it was great fun.

    Also I dont think people really mock virgins so much, not seriously. My friends never did, two of us were still virgins quite late compared to the others and they joked about it some, but never were being mean, just commenting more on that sex was good and we were missing out (which is true imo.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Isn't that the age of consent in Japan?
    Technically. But you'll still get referred to counselling as a pedo by the police up until 18.

    It's 13 in Spain though.

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    Best way I ever heard it put.

    Pretend you have a key. And that key could open any door. You would think to yourself wow that is a pretty awesome key!

    Now pretend that your a door. But your a door that can be opened by any key. You would think to yourself god that's a pretty terrible door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Isn't that the age of consent in Japan?
    Just because japan does it doesn't make it right, I mean they have child idols. what up with that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    As others have said, sex is just very good fun, theres no need to save it for someone special, who knows how long that could take! Ive been engaged for 3 years now, but not yet married, but we've been having sex for 6 years because its quite enjoyable. I flew out to another country to meet my GF and there was every chance we wouldnt see each other again/often but we still engaged in sex because it was great fun.

    Also I dont think people really mock virgins so much, not seriously. My friends never did, two of us were still virgins quite late compared to the others and they joked about it some, but never were being mean, just commenting more on that sex was good and we were missing out (which is true imo.)
    I can't imagine not having sex before marriage. Can you imagine being stuck in a marriage with someone you're not sexually compatible with for the rest of your lives?
    She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
    She was the best damned woman that I ever seen
    She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
    And knocking me out with those American thighs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Hey now, I used the most innocuous phrasing possible in my original statement!
    I looked it up on urban dictionary. It's totally not innocuous...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Also I dont think people really mock virgins so much, not seriously. My friends never did, two of us were still virgins quite late compared to the others and they joked about it some, but never were being mean, just commenting more on that sex was good and we were missing out (which is true imo.)
    The only time I've really been mocked, was ironically by a 'feminut' that had literally just complained about slut-shaming in a previous post.

    I still delight in the hypocrisy of it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I looked it up on urban dictionary. It's totally not innocuous...
    Oh God. I totally want to look it up but I know I really don't want to on my work PC.

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Technically. But you'll still get referred to counselling as a pedo by the police up until 18.

    It's 13 in Spain though.
    *shivers*

    I don't even trust many 18 y/os with adult decisions...
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    Hey, as a transabled, transethnic, non-binary, genderqueer, neo-communist, indoor-capable republican otherkin I am offended by your callous display of ignorance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Eroginous View Post
    I wouldn't expect someone who thinks science provides proof to know that.

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    Had this discussion during new years actually.

    Conclussion, it's easier for females to get laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    I can't imagine not having sex before marriage. Can you imagine being stuck in a marriage with someone you're not sexually compatible with for the rest of your lives?
    Haha oh shit that would be a real kick in the teeth on your wedding night.
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