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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Well if you wannna know, google what I quoted in that post... NSFW, obviously >_>


    I scare myself too sometimes. But it also makes some of the stuff people say about me here (not this thread specifically) very funny ^_^


    Oh, that was by far not the most... fascinating thing going on in my head...
    I feel like I'm pushing the boundaries of allowable posts here. Please nobody report me! >_<"
    Haha its too funny to report for, keeps the board amusing. Also I ended up googling and said to my GF "Im not googling porn I swear, ok maybe I am, but its not what you think"

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    It's like you keep pushing random buttons until something amusing pops out!
    Like...clear fluid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Like...clear fluid?
    I need to stop reading this thread while I'm eating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xanjori View Post
    Like...clear fluid?
    It's not always clear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    Heresy!
    Dirty lies! :|

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    Quote Originally Posted by munchkin View Post
    Something that has always bothered me. I know that when I was in college (my first semester ever) there was this girl I met at a Freshman only event and she practically threw herself at me. I could have gone for the kill but getting a young woman pregnant outside of marriage would put shame to our family name and future weddings wouldn't be blessed.

    I told some close friends about it and they looked at me weird when I told them that I was still a virgin. How come its us guys that look like aliens or foreign creatures if we haven't "gone in the for kill" yet? However, if girls/women lose theirs, then they are "whores".

    Doesn't make sense - why doesn't everyone just save themselves for marriage, so that their significant other will have the keys to their partners' respective gardens? Please enlighten me. I had to leave a groups of friends yesterday because they laughed at my virgin status.
    Simply because if I waited until marriage I'd be a 36 y/o virgin instead of the father of 3 amazing kids............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gamdwelf View Post
    actually abstinence is pretty good at not getting anybody prego.
    Abstinence... 99.999999999999% effective!

    (Just a joke guys, not trying to start anything religious here)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slummish View Post
    Want to know why? Because her husband had a tiny wang. (Of course, she said it was for a different reason, but she told my sister he was only 2 inches when erect.)
    Since this thread is just an amalgamation of various topics and sex talk, I'm going to feel the freedom to ask this: Is that even possible? Is it even possible for a grown man to only have a 2 inch penis while erect? I've never seen or heard of such a thing. That is tragically small, so small that I think your sister's friend was fibbing.

  8. #248
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    Reported because FUCK YOU THATS WHY
    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Frightening places are cool.
    Crap there's a mod in here already, stop changing avatars! >_<"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Since this thread is just an amalgamation of various topics and sex talk, I'm going to feel the freedom to ask this: Is that even possible? Is it even possible for a grown man to only have a 2 inch penis while erect? I've never seen or heard of such a thing. That is tragically small, so small that I think your sister's friend was fibbing.
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letmesleep View Post
    Since this thread is just an amalgamation of various topics and sex talk, I'm going to feel the freedom to ask this: Is that even possible? Is it even possible for a grown man to only have a 2 inch penis while erect? I've never seen or heard of such a thing. That is tragically small, so small that I think your sister's friend was fibbing.
    I've seen one on Howard Stern that was like, one inch fully erect.

    I giggled a lot that afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
    Is it normal that I find this hilarious even at 20?

    I already knew about it but it still makes me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I've seen one on Howard Stern that was like, one inch fully erect.

    I giggled a lot that afternoon.
    Were they sure it just wasn't a very large, uh, corresponding female part?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    I'm fortunate enough to not have that affliction so I can't say. Honestly? I doubt it. I can't imagine the kind of damage knowing that would do to a person's psyche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Cailan Ebonheart View Post
    I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.
    Quote Originally Posted by SUH View Post
    Crissi the goddess of MMO, if i may. ./bow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    Probably depends a lot on both parties.

    Also, the thought of masturbation with such a tool has me almost on the floor with laughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    Is it even possible to have sex with that? O_o
    If lesbians can do it, that's plenty big

    But yes I remember the Howard Stern guy saying he has great sex.

  16. #256
    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post

    I scare myself too sometimes.
    I like scary people, keep up the good work. ;P
    The nerve is called the "nerve of awareness". You cant dissect it. Its a current that runs up the center of your spine. I dont know if any of you have sat down, crossed your legs, smoked DMT, and watch what happens... but what happens to me is this big thing goes RRRRRRRRRAAAAAWWW! up my spine and flashes in my brain... well apparently thats whats going to happen if I do this stuff...

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    I remember being in middle school ...oh... 15 years or so ago. I foolishly admitted to being a virgin to a girl that was curious and was mocked mercilessly for it for weeks.


    Please examine the above statement and I am sure you can find many things wrong with it other than whether or not girls are treated more harshly than boys in terms of being virgins or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by melodramocracy View Post
    Gold and the 'need' for it in-game is easily one of the most overblown mindsets in this community.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    There's a condition called micropenis. Yes, that's the actual name. Look it up if you want more details, but it's pretty self explanatory.
    No need! "Micropenis" was an amusing enough term to make my post worth the time.

    Quote Originally Posted by semaphore View Post
    I've seen one on Howard Stern that was like, one inch fully erect.

    I giggled a lot that afternoon.
    Ouch. I learned something new today. My roommate always mentioned having a small dong, but now I kind feel bad for my cousin he just married. Maybe he has a micropenis :S

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK View Post
    No, dude. There is literally nothing on Earth that feels as good as... well, pick your favorite euphemism for that particular part of the female anatomy.
    onahole google that, same thing as the dildo do for women but it replace what a men needs

  20. #260
    Quote Originally Posted by Tiili View Post
    No? I'm telling you to go and look for someone who likes you and wants to be with you.
    what if that is nobody?
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    I'm calling it, Republicans will hold congress in 2018 and Trump will win again in 2020.

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