So I think I might be a sex offender. Here is the story.
The other day my wife is on her way home and right before I hop in the shower she pulls up. So I go to surprise her with a naked husband in a towel. Right when she walks up and I open the towel a school bus full of kids goes right by the big open window. So I exposed myself unknowingly to like 30+ kids. Talk about a record.
So let's hear some more funny embarrassing stories.