What does it mean....

[Xanjori]

Making silly faces

The only way you are gonna get outta this is by asking her, you can even go with a "My friend said you and X are dating, is that true?"

[semaphore]

Making silly faces

That really means nothing.

You sound scarily similar to me on too many fronts...

Xanjori, I am your father (and mother, and grandparents). Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[Catta]

Mine hasn't been updated in three years

God knows what's even on that thing today. Facebook isn't the be all and end all of everyone's current daily life, even though I'm probably an introverted freak who doesn't count.

You should try and seduce Xan. If you stalk him one facebook you will see he is single.

[Crissi]

Making silly faces

silly faces does not a relationship make. Its better to stop tossing this about in your mind and just go directly to the source to make sure, although i probably wouldnt admit to stalking her pictures.

[Xanjori]

You should try and seduce Xan. If you stalk him one facebook you will see he is single.

Oooh I have a picture as recent as last year even! I thought it was still a picture from 7 years ago.

[Mormolyce]

1) Facebook status means nothing.
2) Stop stalking her - yes Facebook stalking counts.
3) Just straight up say you like her and ask her out.

[Catta]

Oooh I have a picture as recent as last year even! I thought it was still a picture from 7 years ago.

I should add you two to my facebook. Then we can all do fuck all - but together - separately.

[volkanik]

silly faces does not a relationship make. Its better to stop tossing this about in your mind and just go directly to the source to make sure, although i probably wouldnt admit to stalking her pictures.

No, but when a bunch of her friends say "you two look cute together" that would seem a bit strange if it was just friend status between them.

[semaphore]

You should try and seduce Xan. If you stalk him one facebook you will see he is single.

But he has a gf and her 5 sisters. They'll beat me to a pulp D:

[Xanjori]

I should add you two to my facebook. Then we can all do fuck all - but together - separately.

Sounds like a plan, it would increase my friends rating score. Thats what facebook is right? To see who has more friends?

[semaphore]

No, but when a bunch of her friends say "you two look cute together" that would seem a bit strange if it was just friend status between them.

Stressing about it on the internet is still colossally useless.

[Catta]

But he has a gf and her 5 sisters. They'll beat me to a pulp D:

I doubt their arms are that long...

[Crissi]

I doubt their arms are that long...

If they;re all on the rag at the same time, some sort of magical insta kill power is granted though.

[Catta]

If they;re all on the rag at the same time, some sort of magical insta kill power is granted though.

Had to google "on the rag"

Seems legit.

[Xanjori]

But he has a gf and her 5 sisters. They'll beat me to a pulp D:

Its fine, my GFs a pretty open and understanding person.

[Catta]

Its fine, my GFs a pretty open and understanding person.

But her sisters are MMA fighters.

[Xanjori]

But her sisters are MMA fighters.

Haha not quite :P

[volkanik]

Stressing about it on the internet is still colossally useless.

Not really as stuff like this helps me to understand women better.

[Xanjori]

Not really as stuff like this helps me to understand women better.

No one understands women, and theyre not like some collective hive-mind. The one you are dealing with has her own reasons for doing things and the only way to find an answer is to talk to her.

[semaphore]

No one understands women

This women are mysterious crap is silly. Women are every bit as incomprehensible as men!