what foods should i eat?

**semaphore** · 2013-01-11, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

I think only Britannia and Commonwealth countries still have widespread Savory Pies. Now, they make a delicious breakfast food, so I'm not knocking them, but they just aren't here at all in the US.

Should start a business promoting Real Food in the USA

**darenyon** · 2013-01-11, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

Rich with salmon? GTFO.

Cook your salmon with olive oil, dill, and lemon juice, then steam some broccoli and cook a baked potato with it.

Also, if you want to add weight, go german.

Potatoes, Sauerkraut, and Red Meat.

i cant eat salmon without an equal sized bite of rice. i blame my asian heritage.

**Rukentuts** · 2013-01-11, 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

Trying too hard.

Symptom of my chronic sleep deprivation, sorry. I don't wanna go to sleep and have bad dreams T_T

Originally Posted by semaphore

Hey, who's the ones talking about putting meat in their mouths all thread :3

The mouth is the meat's natural place.

**obdigore** · 2013-01-11, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by semaphore

Should start a business promoting Real Food in the USA

Find some good looking ladies and you can sell literally anything in the US.

Although I'm not entirely sure the English get to tell anyone what 'real food' is. Eel pie? No thanks!

**PizzaSHARK** · 2013-01-11, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by semaphore

Mushroom pie is salty... Apple pie is FREEDOM... Totally different!

FTFY.

Originally Posted by semaphore

Should start a business promoting Real Food in the USA

That's a hell of a joke coming from a Brit.

Originally Posted by Rukentuts

Symptom of my chronic sleep deprivation, sorry. I don't wanna go to sleep and have bad dreams T_T

Sporespore has that effect on everyone, man.

On topic, we do have something like meat/savory pies here, we usually call them pasties.

**obdigore** · 2013-01-11, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK

On topic, we do have something like meat/savory pies here, we usually call them pasties.

No, pasties are what cover nipples.

**semaphore** · 2013-01-11, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

Find some good looking ladies and you can sell literally anything in the US.

Although I'm not entirely sure the English get to tell anyone what 'real food' is. Eel pie? No thanks!

I just need to lose 5 more pounds and get 10k for plastic surgeries! And who doesn't like this:

**PizzaSHARK** · 2013-01-11, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

No, pasties are what cover nipples.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty

You perverted old man.

**obdigore** · 2013-01-11, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by semaphore

I just need to lose 5 more pounds and get 10k for plastic surgeries! And who doesn't like this:

I'm not sure what that is, but it likes like a mint sauce and I'm not a huge fan of mint.

**PizzaSHARK** · 2013-01-11, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by semaphore

I just need to lose 5 more pounds and get 10k for plastic surgeries! And who doesn't like this:

As if the British were the ones that invented eating meat with potatoes!

**Xanjori** · 2013-01-11, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by semaphore

I just need to lose 5 more pounds and get 10k for plastic surgeries! And who doesn't like this:

IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01431/pieMash_1431688c.jpg[/IMG]

Pie and mash is fucking godlike. I did actually learn to do that myself, but it was a mincepie and I used pancakes.

**obdigore** · 2013-01-11, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty

You perverted old man.

And that isn't how you spelled it, is it?

**darenyon** · 2013-01-11, 05:59 AM

forget eel pie.

i present.. unagi.

**obdigore** · 2013-01-11, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by darenyon

forget eel pie.

i present.. unagi.

I've had it. It is actually really good.

**PizzaSHARK** · 2013-01-11, 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

And that isn't how you spelled it, is it?

I before E except after C, motherfucker!

**semaphore** · 2013-01-11, 06:01 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

I'm not sure what that is, but it likes like a mint sauce and I'm not a huge fan of mint.

No that's parsley

Originally Posted by PizzaSHARK

You perverted old man.

Being perverted and old are like, obdigore's only pastimes, man

**obdigore** · 2013-01-11, 06:02 AM

And, if you want good food, have you ever ripped a crab open with your hands then feasted upon its insides? No? Heathen!

**PizzaSHARK** · 2013-01-11, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by semaphore

Being perverted and old are like, obdigore's only pastimes, man

Wait, what does that make me then?

**blabber** · 2013-01-11, 06:02 AM

Along the lines of what most people said - Eat 4-6 times a day (4 SOLID MEALS MINIMUM), drink lots and lots of water (milk included!), and make sure you are getting sufficient carb/protein intake! For the additional meals (if eating more than 4 times a day), you could look into a protein powder, or mass gainer. There are some good mass gainers, and some really bad ones. To start acquiring good weight, you're going to need a little fat in your diet. I'm not sure what your goals are, whether it be more muscle mass, at the healthy level on your BMI, or some other semi-athletic weight.

If coffee and cigarettes are your breakfast (not saying it is), you got to make that change!

From old experienced legends of the barbell - complex Carbs are your friend.

**PizzaSHARK** · 2013-01-11, 06:03 AM

Originally Posted by obdigore

And, if you want good food, have you ever ripped a crab open with your hands then feasted upon its insides? No? Heathen!

I did. At a $55 supper buffet at a big casino here. My dad and stepmom just sat there and chuckled, my sister looked mortified.

Me? I was too busy enjoying some good snow crab.

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