what foods should i eat?

[Reg]

You're like a hand and a half than me.

Was that a sentence?

[Deleted]

You're like a hand and a half taller than me.

Soooooo, we both look like Auschwitz captives?

[Deleted]

I keep saying I shower twice a day, I don't know where these nasty and totally untrue rumours come from

I just expected you to be somewhat... taller! For lack of explaining, i just thought of you in my minds eye as a bigger person... if that makes sense

[semaphore]

So, we both look like Auschwitz captives?

I dunno, the only person to comment on my waist pulls it and says I'm too fat to find a rich marriageable goldmine every time she sees me.

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I just expected you to be somewhat... taller! For lack of explaining, i just thought of you in my minds eye as a bigger person... if that makes sense

I am absolutely the bigger person in the non-physical sense, yes that makes perfect sense, thanks for the compliment :3 and no backies

[Deleted]

I dunno, the only person to comment on my waist pulls it and says I'm too fat to find a rich marriageable goldmine every time she sees me.

Really? Guess I must be too fat for a rich marriageable goldmine as well.

Thanks for making me feel fat, asshole.

[Rukentuts]

Thanks for making me feel fat, asshole.

Pretty much this. I'm about two of her.

[semaphore]

Really? Guess I must be too fat for a rich marriageable goldmine as well.

Thanks for making me feel fat, asshole.

Any time :3

Not a good comparison though. Extra fat shows very quickly on a chibi like me. You guys spread it out over like a mountain.

[Rukentuts]

Any time :3

AFK sticking a straw in my belly button.

[Reg]

Pretty much this. I'm about two of her.

I am 2 and 2/3 Semaphores. Can we make that a real unit of measurement? Worldwide perhaps?

[Deleted]

Any time :3

Not a good comparison though. Extra fat shows very quickly on a chibi like me.

At least I can comfort myself with that I'm not a wapanese...

Pretty much this. I'm about two of her.

Haha, fatsy.

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I am 2 and 2/3 Semaphores. Can we make that a real unit of measurement? Worldwide perhaps?

I'll make that the official Nordic measurement in my Nordic language.

[semaphore]

I am 2 and 2/3 Semaphores. Can we make that a real unit of measurement? Worldwide perhaps?

We should petition whoever sets the SI units straight away! The universal unit for measuring fat people!

[Reg]

We should petition whoever sets the SI units straight away! The universal unit for measuring fat people!

You calling me fat now?!

[Rukentuts]

I am 2 and 2/3 Semaphores. Can we make that a real unit of measurement? Worldwide perhaps?

We can make units of semas. They could be applicable to weight and neurological function. We could also have 'semis' as a unit measuring degrees of sexual arousal.

[Deleted]

You need to see a doctor. And soon.



Also, use real units of measurement next time.

[Reg]

We can make units of semas. They could be applicable to weight and neurological function. We could also have 'semis' as a unit measuring degrees of sexual arousal.

So I am 2 2/3 weight semas. Neurological, probably half sema. And I suppose I am semi hard right now...

[borinaria]

Protein shake?

[semaphore]

You calling me fat now?!

No no. Just 2.67 semas.

We can make units of semas. They could be applicable to weight and neurological function. We could also have 'semis' as a unit measuring degrees of sexual arousal.

You'd all be <0.5 semis then!

[breadisfunny]

You need to see a doctor. And soon.



Also, use real units of measurement next time.

i am using real units of measurement. i have never had reason to use metric or si.

[Rukentuts]

You'd all be <0.5 semis then!

In the weight department I would be much larger than that.

I'm pretty sure in measure of perversitude my measurement of Semis is approaching 0. Such a flawed UOM.

[semaphore]

Well, at least this thread turned out to make me feel better about my weight, time to go home and sleep :3