Like the rest of the dudes in this thread, I was almost never thinking about anything important at all. Dunno what she thought I must have been thinking of. Must have looked super serious all the time or something.
For completeness: guys have never asked me this question.
Eh - I can't really generalize all women into one category, but a few things that I hate from a fairly large portion...
Loudness. I can't stand girls screaming about stupid stuff. Obviously guys can be loud to, but they don't break your ear drums when they do it.
Humour. This obviously isn't always true, but I have to look a lot harder to find a girl with my kind of humour than I do for a guy - Though this might be because I'm not always in the right state of mind when talking to a girl.
When it's their time of the month, no need to elaborate here.
Snobby girls, the whole 'talk to the hand' thing etc really gets on my nerves; when women act like douches it annoys me a lot more than when guys act like douches.
Women drivers - Eh, it's a stereotype but a lot of the time I can kind of see where it comes from :/
Everything above is really just nit picking at certain areas, there's lots of things I actually like more with women than with guys.
Off topic, but seriously - How can the OP get a GF with that attitude when I can't when being completely friendly? >.< FUUUU
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Not aimed at a specific member of the opposite sex. Just a general gripe.
1. Being so fucking contrary about how they want women to respond to them
"Why can't women just straight out say it if they're not interested, hints don't work!"
"That chick just said 'go away, I'm not interested', what a bitch, i bet she only dates douchebags/rich guys/models"
2. Moaning that they get stick for stumbling home pissed at 3 am, after having informed their SO they'd be home around 9pm.
3. "Omg, she totally friendzoned me! What do you mean I should probably tell her I'm in love her. Surely she'll just magically fall into my bed if i overwhelm her with my niceness."
4. Telling the world that they like natural women, and how we look sooooo much better with little make up, then furiously fapping to an overly made up fake blond with fake tits and fake tan.
5. Believing that in spite of the above mentioned, women are the crazy ones
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Well these are my top 5, oddly enough I've watched them occur in both genders, but I notice them more in females. Obviously not all females either.
1: "What did you say?" Has nothing to do with her hearing me or not, it's more like she didn't like what I said.
2: Being overly emotional. If something's wrong we can talk, don't freak out and cry or yell at me for the next 2 weeks bc you did poorly on a test.
3: Covering up. During intimate times everything's exposed. Second we're done, All covers must cover everything up to the head.
4: Trick Questions. "Would you be in love with someone else if I didn't exist?" You wont like any answer I give you, so don't ask.
5: Need for attention (mostly societies fault). IE: Post picture on fb captioned "I'm so ugly!". Instant 45 guys telling her how beautiful she is... @.@
Typically, we don't ask "What are you thinking" unless it looks like you have something on your mind. Although, pay special attention to that typically part.
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Lol so you don't care how the relationship is going, you will dump her if she gains weight, you don't want to cuddle and consider it a fail?
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And there's also the questions that have no right answer. When she asks you "Do you think I'm too fat?" you might aswell jump out the window, because no matter what you answer it will piss her off.
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