Things I hate about my girlfriend:
1. Why didn't you call me last-night?
2. How do you think this relationship is going?
3. Would you like me if I get fat?
4. Why don’t we cuddle?
5. You want to go out?
What I want to say when she asks this crap.
1. I was out with ya moms
2. Who the hell cares
3. Hell nall
4. LOL fail
5. Hell nall