I'm far more confused by why people like kids. I've never been in a single setting where I thought, "this is pretty nice, but it'd be better if there were kids".
Screw weapon control at the airport as long as kids are allowed ón planes. They are loud, kick my back the times i sit in a row in front of one, and so on.
Hand out sleeping medication to kids who cant keep their mouths shut in public space.
For All i know kids annoy mé in every possible aspect of my life.