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    Dreadlord golds's Avatar
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    My girlfriend said I could go to a strip club?

    So some of my bros asked me if I wanted to go to a titty bar. Thinking I was a genius, I said no and told me girlfriend "i declined a titty bar invitation" expecting to get tons of praise.


    She then said "I wouldnt care if you went to a titty bar as long as you dont get lap danced or make physical contact."


    "it's just something guys do, like poker night"



    Whoa, does this seem a little odd to you guys? Is this a trap? Is she being reasonable?

    Should i be concerned she's so lenient about me going to a titty bar?

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    sounds like a trap.....or she wants you to say....."no thats okay honey ill stay home" aka she's fishing for a response.
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    Nope. It just means she wants a night off. Women have gotten better at realizing men need their outlets, just as women need their own. Within limits, of course. Just don't be surprised when she spends your money on shoes.

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    from what she said i think she's actually fine with it haha. mine has always been ok with the whole "look but dont touch" so i can't why others can't be as well
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    I'd say she's being reasonable and maybe saying without saying that she trusts you.

    I'd say the same to my hubby, it's just titties. Lapdance or physical touching is a bit different, yea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by golds View Post
    So some of my bros asked me if I wanted to go to a titty bar. Thinking I was a genius, I said no and told me girlfriend "i declined a titty bar invitation" expecting to get tons of praise.


    She then said "I wouldnt care if you went to a titty bar as long as you dont get lap danced or make physical contact."


    "it's just something guys do, like poker night"



    Whoa, does this seem a little odd to you guys? Is this a trap? Is she being reasonable?

    Should i be concerned she's so lenient about me going to a titty bar?
    Why the hell would you go to a titty bar?

    That's an activity I never understood.

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    infractions inc totally worth it
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    I would be willing to bet if you still didn't go even though she said it was "ok" it would mean a lot more to her. Thats just my opinion though.

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    nope sounds like your gf is a rational confident woman and you're a lucky dude

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    She says that today, tomorrow she will be screaming at you and you'll end up spending tons of money on her "make up" gifts...although after the make up comes the...yeah.

    Do what you want :P

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    Just don't encourage her to go to a 'dickie bar' .. seen some videos and apparently ladies will do oral sex on random strippers. Pretty gross.
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    I bet you could even score brownie points by asking if she wants to go. I had a girlfriend who wanted a lap dance for her 21st birthday because she wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Some girls are just in to that. Just don't make the mistake of offering it if you know she isn't lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laize View Post
    Why the hell would you go to a titty bar?

    That's an activity I never understood.
    Agreed. If you want to spank it, just go the internet porn route; faster and cheaper.

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    You call it a titty bar, we call it Amsterdam.

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    I don't know why this is a weird answer. It wouldn't bother me, either.

    I mean, I can understand why it might bother some people and I do think that if that is the case one should respect that and not go... but I don't think that is the universal standard.

    We're talking about looking at some topless women, something you can see on TV or the internet anymore. It's not like you're banging a prostitute.
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    Yeah... If you can't get a lapdance, why go? If you're just gonna look you have the internet...
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    ....I don't get the fascination with titty bars, but were I in her shoes I can guarantee it would be a trap.

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    Sounds like a trick to me.

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    Well what are you doing here?
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    Going to depend on your girlfriend. With my current girlfriend, she would probably be sad if I didn't bring her along, but she wouldn't mind if I went. My last two girlfriends... severe bodily injury would have been a possibility.

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