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Sups with his foes, leaving Nary a crumb.
Wolvering wolverenes Incontrovertibly
Tell all who hearken that Winter is come.
Hahahahah this is the silliest thing i've read in my life
"omg they are teaching kids about that... that... thing, called distribution and and sharing! COMMUNISTS!"
Even if it is bs, <3 you for sharing this and making me laugh my pants off
If it makes him feel any better, I have completely forgotten what the distributive property involves.
Do they not know what google is?
I mean, I can certainly understand not remembering what stuff like this is called (I didn't myself). But the internet is such a wonderful place for finding information!
The very first item when searching for "distributive property of multiplication" is:
Distributive property: The sum of two numbers times a third number is equal to the sum of each addend times the third number. For example 4 * (6 + 3) = 4*6 + 4*3
Now lets go to CA where "Gay History" became a legally required course for all public schools in 2011. I'd say that's pretty damn Liberal myself.
But I'm willing to bet that most of the sheeple who post on these forums will either ignore it or defend it as being "necessary" for some unknown reason.
And for reference a LOT of what you learn in Public Schools is WRONG. Half of it is a flat out lie. The other half, like the media, is bias and misleading.
Last edited by Twotonsteak; 2013-01-11 at 10:22 PM.
Hmm, I went and watched the video clip of this on youtube. Still think they're all pants on head retarded, but he wasn't attacking the distributive property per se, he was attacking the way it was presented. He took issue with the property being taught with money as distribution of wealth, instead of it being taught plain numbers.
“…the whole trouble lies here. In words, words. Each one of us has within him a whole world of things, each man of us his own special world. And how can we ever come to an understanding if I put in the words I utter the sense and value of things as I see them; while you who listen to me must inevitably translate them according to the conception of things each one of you has within himself. We think we understand each other, but we never really do.”
XKCD is always relevant. Always.
What did you expect from Fox News? These are the same guys calling out Gore for being a hypocrite and a traitor because he sold his tv network to an owner who also owns a network that showed some anti-US stuff (Al Jezeera Arabic).
Know who else partly owns an Arabic network showing anti-US stuff? Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News. Watch yesterday's Daily Show.
No, you can't make this stuff up. Reminds me off the time Glenn Beck went through all the twists and turns to show a communist agenda because of some art at Rockefeller Plaza. Since MSNBC broadcasts out of there, they must be supporting the commie agenda too. One problem with his theory: Fox News--and thus Beck at the time--was ALSO broadcasting out of part of Rockefeller Center. /facepalm
I mean they're still teaching kids that Columbus discovered America. Something that has been a known inaccuracy for many years. However instead of correcting these mistakes they're more worried about "acknowledging" homosexuals?
I'd say that's either Liberal, stupid, or both. I'll let you make the call.
And so far this thread is living up to my prediction. Horribly one-sided and hypocritical. Much like these forums. Everyone rails on Fox for being bias. But these forums are so obviously bias and it's considered OK. MSNBC is also obviously bias, as is the Huffington Post, and both are considered OK.
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Seems like they were more complaining about the header ("Redistributing Wealth") rather than the lesson itself being politically biased. Even though I don't necesarily approve of these people, I can see the point. That being said, if someone can enlighten me on how Bush going to Iraq claiming there were WMDs is "liberally-biased", please do.
I honestly was never taught that Columbus discovered America in my History class. Perhaps that was a side effect of taking AP US, where they actually teach you history instead of tossing facts at you.
Jeez, not even math is safe from political tomfoolery, poppycock, hogwash, and silliness anymore.
Awesome sig by Elyaan is awesome.
Algebra should be the first thing taught after multiplying and division. Its ridiculously easy if taught in a competant manner. Would take alot of hate for math away aswell, if it would start early in small steps.
I mean most of our Founding Fathers were womanizing, cheating, alcoholics. Many of them fathered children out of wedlock. Some were, at one point or another, poor. And at least a couple owned slaves. None of which is generally taught in public school.
The public education system is in such a horrible state, full of misinformation and wrong information, that the addition of courses about gay history (over actually correcting what's already there) just speaks volumes of how much our government cares.
And the fact that you're defending Fox News makes your post that much more hilarious.