Jaina Proudemousse (I really like this one)
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Bran Flakes Bronzebeard
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
Emperor Dagran Thericeisready.
Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...
Hoggerin' all the crescent rolls?
Mmm, no I still suck at this.