good ol microsoft scam callers!
"Microsoft": Hello im looking for James?
"Microsoft: Hi my names Alex and im calling from level 5 technical support team!
Me: Level 5, never heard of you guys!
"Microsoft": We're an top level team that deals with major problems
me: Oh ok
"Microsoft": Anyways, Im calling you today in regards to you computer, its been transmitting a signal thats caused a major US bank to shut its computer system down and i tracked your IP to this phone number!
Me: really? well thats strange, considering i dont have a computer at all
Microsoft: According to my infomation, Yes you do and i need to access your computer to fix the issue.
Me: Tell me something, what sound does a truck make when reversing?
Microsoft: A beep noise?
Oh gee oh gee, I guess they discovered my secret plans to kill the major us banks....then again i dont know much about the major US banks as it is!