Humans, 2.8 million years ago, were as developed as we are today, and nuked (most of) themselves back into the stone age. The few who remained are the modern day 'aliens' flying UFOs all over, they were the gods, sons of gods, and angels of biblical times. They live on a large island in the south pacific, about the size of Oahu, about 500,000 of them, but this island is so remote that only the superpower government militaries know of it, and they aint talking. The pyramids were also built by these ancient humans, as was Joan Rivers. Sounds legit?