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    WoW PLOT TWIST! - The Game

    Here's a simple forum game: Take some element from WoW and add a plot twist to it. The more twisted, the better!

    I'll start: Fish Fellreed is actually a Jinyu warlock in disguise named Fish Felheed! The pigs she gave you are actually Felhunters, and eventually, they ate Farmer Yoon and destroyed his farm. Than they did the same to the rest of Halfhill. Afterwards, she took over Pandaria and Built a Demonic Fortress in the Heartland. Her Fortress becomes a Demon-Jinyu themed 12-bosses Raid with Fish as the last boss!

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    After defeating Mundus Vergil reveals you that he wants to rule the world with you. Dante disagrees and the two fight, and after cutscene-filled last boss fight Dante almost kills Vergil, but Kat asks you to stop for whatever reason. Dante helps Vergil up and Vergil just leaves through portal setting up the story for the sequel.

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    Anduin is actually a legion-serving sociopath. All his gibberish about peace and friendship serves one purpose, to weaken races of azeroth making them too pansy to fight against legion. Cupcakes against swords doesnt work against legion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raivosoturi View Post
    After defeating Mundus Vergil reveals you that he wants to rule the world with you. Dante disagrees and the two fight, and after cutscene-filled last boss fight Dante almost kills Vergil, but Kat asks you to stop for whatever reason. Dante helps Vergil up and Vergil just leaves through portal setting up the story for the sequel.
    Someone just spoiled the ending for DMC I think.
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    Garrosh has a secret weapon, the Unicorn of death. Wich the Goblins made and the elves gave life to with magic.
    Garrosh is currently hiding it transformed to the moon, that's why one of the moons got mysteriously back from being missing.

    He will unleash it on the universe and even the Titans fear this magic and the heroes of Azeroth has to face him in a 40 boss raid, gated as hell, when you fight at the surface of the Unicorn of death himself.
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    Wrathion and Med'an has a baby.
    Jaina succumbs to madness thanks to the Sha, Kalecgos falls with her, essentially turning him into the new Deathwing. All magic users that doesn't use Fel Magic or calls directly on the Elements are forced to reroll Rogue.
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    Hogger is actually a female. Oh wait... isn't that one true already?

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    Plot Twist: Garrosh is a master strategist
    Theron/Bloodwatcher 2013!

    Quote Originally Posted by Alsompr View Post
    Teasing, misdirection. It's the opposite of a spoiler. People expect one thing? BAM! Another thing happens.

    I'm like M. Night fucking Shamylan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistuhbull View Post
    Plot Twist: Garrosh is a master strategist
    this would be the most extreme plot twist EVER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mistuhbull View Post
    Plot Twist: Garrosh is a master strategist
    Come on, I think thats a bit too much, even for a plot twist thread.
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    The Old God's were corrupted themselves by Kael'Thas Sunstrider all along. He will be the final heroic only boss in an Old God expansion.

    Sylvanas Windrunner was a man all along. ''He'' suddenly loses 98% of ''his'' fanbase, and all the male fans who were once in love with ''her'' are taking a shower for the rest of the day.

    Garrosh and Jaina end up married at the end of MoP.

    Thrall and Aggra are going to be movie stars in Azeroth's greatest porno industry

    The Burning Legion were the only good guys all along.

    Arthas faked his death and is now applying to be Stormwinds next cheese vendor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistuhbull View Post
    Plot Twist: Garrosh is a master strategist
    Well, he prove to be one with Theramore.

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    Garrosh is the good guy and Varian is actually working for Azshara who is his new GF.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tauror View Post
    Well, he prove to be one with Theramore.
    I dunno, generally you use overwhelming force to scare your enemy into submission. The fact that Theramore caused A) large swaths of his own faction to turn against him and B) the Alliance to double down their war efforts tells me that it didn't work out well.

    The attack may have been well planned and executed, but it's place in the overall campaign was not properly assessed
    Theron/Bloodwatcher 2013!

    Quote Originally Posted by Alsompr View Post
    Teasing, misdirection. It's the opposite of a spoiler. People expect one thing? BAM! Another thing happens.

    I'm like M. Night fucking Shamylan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McNeil View Post
    Sylvanas Windrunner was a man all along. ''He'' suddenly loses 98% of ''his'' fanbase, and all the male fans who were once in love with ''her'' are taking a shower for the rest of the day.
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    Warning This PLOT TWIST is highly graphic & must not be read by minors, Thank You


    Malfurion was trapped inside the Emerald Dream by Leyara not Fandral, He goes mad from the stupidity of everyone not believing it wasn't him and wishing he killed Tyrande & possibly raping her dead corpse when he had the chance (but thats just plain wrong) as Malfurion would of never awoken and he could of taken over Cenarion Circle & eventually the whole Night Elf population and free them from the grasp of what Malfurion & Tyrande left. Fandral secertly also had an affair with his Daugther in-law and were planning on World Domination.

    Fandral kills Leyara when he finds out what she did & does his way with her dead corpse (Even though once again it is just plain wrong).

    Tyrande eventually tells Malfurion thats she is pregnant with Broll Bearmantle's Child. Malfurion drive away his sorrow in Lion Pride Inn, Which happens to be the same day the Moonguardians take over Goldshire. Malfurion is high intoxicated and does the nasty with almost every female alliance race present (including Female Gnomes !!!)



    Malfurion now laying there in a bed thinking about what if he never was trapped in the Emerald Dream & only has 1 person to blame
    FANDRAL !!!, (Malfurion plans to do the nasty with Leyara, Fandral's secert lover who he had already been killed after doing the nasty, yet Malfurion doesn't know that Fandral killed Leyara, so evidently Malfurion is screwed will never be to exact his revenge on Fandral).

    Malfurion confronts Fandral who eventually tells him, what I just told you. Malfurion crys on Fandral shoulders crying on how he will never to be able to exact his revenge on him. Malfurion than stabs Fandral in the chest with a sharp stick he had found on his to confront Fandral, rubs Malfurion's cheek telling him, he wanted to kill Tyrande & do away with her dead corpse, With Malfurion disguisted he tells him that is just plain wrong and when Fandral dies, Malfurion kicks him & spits on him.

    Malfurion confronts Broll Bearmantle challenging him to a Dance off to the Death, the Winner gets Tyrande. (Malfurion plans to kill Broll)
    Malfurion ends up breaking Broll's legs & kicks him off the platform that was connected to a branch hovering over the Great Sea. As Broll is falling to his death. Malfurion trips on a banana peel and stumple off the plaform and hits a tree branch.

    Both Tyrande & Malfurion wake up from what was a Nightmare, Malfurion says hes thankful he didn't kill all the people he did and it was a dream, but wishes Leyara suffers the same fate as there were lovers during College & Leyara cheated & broke up with Malfurion for Fandral's Son "Valstann".

    Tyrande says what ever nightmare he had it is over now & that she needs to get some sleep as 2morro was a big day. Malfurion's head still hurting askes what big day. She explains its her son's 1st Birthday, he than says who sons it is and she says Broll's.

    Refer to the Youtube already present above.

    After the narrator from Race Starting Zone Intro, begins to tell how this was a terrible story & I should feel bad for writing it.
    The End
    Last edited by Arbs; 2013-01-13 at 06:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistuhbull View Post
    I dunno, generally you use overwhelming force to scare your enemy into submission. The fact that Theramore caused A) large swaths of his own faction to turn against him and B) the Alliance to double down their war efforts tells me that it didn't work out well.

    The attack may have been well planned and executed, but it's place in the overall campaign was not properly assessed
    Well, that's why I pointed the strategist part. As long-term warplaner? Yep, my dog would organize a better war... and I don't have a dog.

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    All the events in the world, from the War of the Ancients through now were merely a vivid, horrible dream a comatose Tyrande had as a Priestess of the Moon in Suramar. She was in a coma from a flower pot accidentally dropped on her head by a careless night elf child named Shandris Feathermoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tauror View Post
    Well, that's why I pointed the strategist part. As long-term warplaner? Yep, my dog would organize a better war... and I don't have a dog.
    I'd say as supreme commander of Horde forces, the long term war plan is a pretty damm vital part of your strategy. If Garrosh was just in charge of executing the Siege of Theramore, then I'd agree. But since he is the head honcho, his strategy must also include the long-term war
    Theron/Bloodwatcher 2013!

    Quote Originally Posted by Alsompr View Post
    Teasing, misdirection. It's the opposite of a spoiler. People expect one thing? BAM! Another thing happens.

    I'm like M. Night fucking Shamylan.

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    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...ina-Proudmoore
    Pretty much this... I still fully believe that this is true.

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