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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/88...ield-goals-nfl

    I know nobody here cares, but Skip Bayless and whoever this other dumbshit is, need to be fired on the grounds of "you have to have some semblance of intellect in order to work at ESPN". I know that won't fly with them, because 100% of their analysts are complete morons, but SKip Bayless just needs to shut up. Forever.
    So he wants to ban the FOOTBALL from football.

    What?

    Why doesn't he make his own footlessball sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    Little tip. If you're at a four-way cross, and there's a pedestrian there waiting to walk across, USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL! Or, you know, use it all the time. Use the thing that failure to do so causes more car accidents than texting while driving. Yeah, that's right. Not using your turn signal, the device built INTO your vehicle, causes more bad stuff than staring AWAY from the road and at your phone.
    If you're turning ever, even in a turn only lane, use your signal. It doesn't take much to break a habit, believe it or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daginni View Post
    Looks like you had a bad case of...

    * Sun Glasses


    CAT SCRATCH FEVER!

    :3
    We need to get you a shock collar or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I will not partake!
    You don't have to, there are countless other people doing that for the world, most of us in here don't have to worry about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Galil ACE View Post
    Why doesn't he make his own footlessball sport.
    That's called wheelchair football. Two cripple jokes in one day, I'm on a roll!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I doubt you'll be able to find a Sprite replacement.
    That's like taking the fountain of youth and replacing it with tonic water
    marriage is when you bet someone half your stuff they won't leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hetalia View Post
    You don't have to, there are countless other people doing that for the world, most of us in here don't have to worry about it.

    That's called wheelchair football. Two cripple jokes in one day, I'm on a roll!
    Very good.

    Also, YAY ARCANINE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    Very good.

    Also, YAY ARCANINE
    Yes frey. yay arcanine. Now my seely is like . . . a lot stronger! \o/

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortin View Post
    If you're turning ever, even in a turn only lane, use your signal. It doesn't take much to break a habit, believe it or not.
    I hate people who don't use indicators... Especially when I'm driving. Thankfully I'm using them all the time, even on tiny roads, making sure I never forget to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I doubt you'll be able to find a Sprite replacement.
    That's like taking the fountain of youth and replacing it with tonic water
    marriage is when you bet someone half your stuff they won't leave

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    lol, she did what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    Very good.
    It is

    Quote Originally Posted by Theklocko View Post
    Yes frey. yay arcanine. Now my seely is like . . . a lot stronger! \o/
    Awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I doubt you'll be able to find a Sprite replacement.
    That's like taking the fountain of youth and replacing it with tonic water
    marriage is when you bet someone half your stuff they won't leave

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    Yes dragon, BURN down my old high school, and all those who mocked me!

    I should really look at artist training grounds more often

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    Quote Originally Posted by kortin View Post
    If you're turning ever, even in a turn only lane, use your signal. It doesn't take much to break a habit, believe it or not.
    I would forgive drivers who didn't use a signal in turn-only lanes if it meant everybody always used it elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    Very good.

    Also, YAY ARCANINE
    How's your hand?

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    Am I the only one who can't snap his fingers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hetalia View Post
    That's called wheelchair football. Two cripple jokes in one day, I'm on a roll!
    You gotta be kitten me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galil ACE View Post
    You gotta be kitten me.
    Fuck no more cat puns. More racist, cripple offensive jokes that reference To Kill A Mockingbird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I doubt you'll be able to find a Sprite replacement.
    That's like taking the fountain of youth and replacing it with tonic water
    marriage is when you bet someone half your stuff they won't leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theklocko View Post
    Yes frey. yay arcanine. Now my seely is like . . . a lot stronger! \o/
    Yay! :3
    Quote Originally Posted by Hetalia View Post
    It is

    Awesome!
    I'm so tired
    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
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    Yes dragon, BURN down my old high school, and all those who mocked me!

    I should really look at artist training grounds more often
    Powers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I'm so tired
    D: Not good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freyera View Post
    I doubt you'll be able to find a Sprite replacement.
    That's like taking the fountain of youth and replacing it with tonic water
    marriage is when you bet someone half your stuff they won't leave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coffer View Post
    Am I the only one who can't snap his fingers
    The snap sound comes from your finger hitting the palm of your hand, not necessarily the two fingers sliding against each other.
    "The closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hetalia View Post
    D: Not good.
    Not good at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daginni View Post
    * Prowls to the edge of the grass, aims for the muffins and POUNCES! Wall Eyed Pony misjudged the direction of pounce and hits Okami. Rolls across the picnic with Okami, and lands in a heap.


    I'M A LION!

    * She still doesn't know that Dag is behind her ready to steal her muffins. I take out an apple of her basket and smile at the nice quiet scenery around her. As you leap from the grass at her muffins, her ears perk in surprise and she turns with anime like darkened face and an anime sweat drop appears on the side of my face as i turn to look at Dag leaping out at me. I Squeal in surprise and my apple shoots out of my mouth and fly's into the air. As we tumble together i make little OOOF! sounds until we come to a halt, I stare in confusion for a moment before noticing it's only Dag.


    OH... Hello Dag...ummm nice jump...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendulous View Post
    I would forgive drivers who didn't use a signal in turn-only lanes if it meant everybody always used it elsewhere.
    I don't think there's a law for you to use it in a turn-only lane, but I still think it should be done, if only for the sake of keeping the habit of letting everyone else know exactly where you plan to go.
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