"Something must die every day in order for me to live."~Bill Burr
The very next cracked article I wound up at.
"Nononononono. Littlepip doesnt have the magic bullets, nor is there a graphic sex/rape scene in Fallout Equestria. Youre thinking of Project Horizons. An understandable mistake, but you should really get your facts straight next time."
Not exactly helping his case there. "No no, the graphic sex/rape is in the sequel fanfiction"
Episode 8 of band of brothers
" I'll tell you the ultimate secret of magic. Any cunt could do it." - John Constantine