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    Your own loading screen tip

    I thought this video was funny ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xonODseJg ) which inspired me to make this thread.

    If you had a chance to input your own tip into the loading screen, what would it be?

    I can't think of any good ones myself but I vouch for the one in the vid but sorta edited "Tip: wowhead is your friend, trade chat is not".

    Snarky, funny, corrective (tips that correct/crituque the current loading screen tips) and much needed helpful tips are welcome!

    Make sure to have "Tip:"!!

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    Don't eat yellow snow.

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    Tip: No, you do not look good wearing mix-matched tier sets and weapons.
    Ren of <Ruined>, US Proudmoore

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    Moderator Kerdoz's Avatar
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    "Tip: Other players will not give you gold just because they are level 90"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aettis View Post
    Tip: No, you do not look good wearing mix-matched tier sets and weapons.
    Or

    Tip: Having a High-Warlord or Grand Marshal transmog set doesn't make you any better at PvP

    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blapis View Post
    Don't eat yellow snow.
    This.

    Tip: Don't let the offense run too much. This applies both to Football and PvP.
    You don't create "justice" by destroying. That includes buildings, cars, or the careers of the people you want "justice" for.


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    "Nobody has seen Lor'themar Theron in years."

    Less true than it was previously, but still...

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    Tip: Mages now possess the ability to kill you using portals. Do not pester them.
    Right, as the world goes, is only in question between equals in power, while the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must.
    - Thucydides

    There is a modern myth that people have always tended towards democracy, constitutions, electoral rights; but in truth, love of freedom has never been the predominant note of popular politics. At most times, popular demand has been for a strong government.
    - Eugen Weber

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    "Your DPS is bad, and you should feel bad."

    "Tip: A Mage is like a free food and drink vendor!"

    "Remember, Item Level ALWAYS equals skill!"
    Man, I've got bags under my eyes... BAGS OF MONEY!
    See ya later, peasants.

    Praise The Sun!

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    "If you rolled a female dwarf, quit this game and never play again."
    Hatred the Fearless.

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    "Tip: Don't talk to strangers on the internet. They'll bite your face of!"
    Last edited by Ziktus; 2013-01-13 at 11:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voltage View Post
    "If you rolled a female dwarf, quit this game and never play again."
    Hey! I played female dwarf through the whole cataclysm!

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    "Orphans go to bed hungry every time you ask a mage for a refreshment table."
    Originally Posted by Blizzard Entertainment
    I'm determined to someday make Med'an awesome. (MickyNeilson)

    ´So.. sorry to bring this up but..you know that .."thing" (Med'an).. is that "thing" cannon still?
    ...as much have some have wished otherwise, yes. (Loreology)

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    "Don't like dailies and/or flying? Not to worry, there are alternatives for you!"
    Now you see it. Now you don't.

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    "Don't make retarded threads on forums."
    You fucking what mate?
    Quote Originally Posted by Monoxide View Post
    I reported you, btw. Your signature offends me. Hopefully you're forced to change it and get an infraction. I'm going to follow your posting habits and given enough time I'm sure I can report you to the point of a ban. We'll see how you like it.

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    "Uh, drugs r bad, mmmmmkay? Mmmkay."

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    Tip: Gear is everything. Raiders are simply superior human beings.

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    The one WoWcrendor made in one of his videos

    "dont feed the trolls, cuz they mean and hurt yo feelings but it's only cuz they have sad lives themselves and try to bring others down but don't let them do that to you cuz you stronger than that man.... you stronger than that."

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    Tip: There are many different things to do at <level cap>.
    You don't create "justice" by destroying. That includes buildings, cars, or the careers of the people you want "justice" for.


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    Tip: Read tooltips before asking questions, they may answer your questions.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbamboozal View Post
    Intelligence is like four wheel drive, it's not going to make you unstoppable, it just sort of tends to get you stuck in more remote places.
    Quote Originally Posted by MerinPally View Post
    If you want to be disgusted, next time you kiss someone remember you've got your mouth on the end of a tube which has shit at the other end, held back by a couple of valves.

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