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    1000 Things we've learned from playing Games

    The rules are simple. Write down something you learned from a Game.

    1. World of Warcraft

    Optimizing your time pays off!

    "Edit: Please include Game names."

    Main goal is to reach 1000 facts!
    Last edited by Winkleslob; 2013-05-12 at 04:08 AM.

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    2. No matter the game, and how perfect it is, somebody will complain about it.

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    3. Everyone everywhere sucks, except yourself.

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    4. No one will ever ask why a single guy is taking out armies of people.

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    4. Always look behind waterfalls. Always.

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    6. Better English, no really. Highly informative quest text at a younger age is a great thing. You take it in much better than at school.

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    7. Always jump when entering portals.

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    8. Don't stand in the fire
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    A thread about how hard it is being a white dude is not really a reasonable topic.
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    You are assuming Cybran actually reads the articles he links.
    I suspect he is actually some Soviet algorithm gone rogue, transmitting from some forgotten bunker, responding to keywords by googling them and adding "+bad" to the search query, and then just copy/pasting anything it comes across.

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    9. To fail is to learn. Perserverance will eventually let you reach your goal.

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    10. Runescape

    Copper + Tin = Bronze

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    11. Want to be good at a fighting game? Stay away from online sessions and tournaments.

    12. If you kill me you hack. If I kill you, you suck.
    Last edited by Evilmaniac; 2013-04-19 at 03:12 AM.

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    13. im mlg


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    14. Some one is always better than you but not alot.

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    15. There is no problem that can not be solved by grinding.

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    16. Keeping 24 other people in check isn't that difficult, you just need practice.
    My Cracked articles, writing blog, and Twitter.

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    17. A lot of people have slept with my mum

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    18. I should be safe when I go to war because bad guys can't shoot straight and there's always medpacks to be found.

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    ...you skipped 12?
    19. Wild animals carry around swords and gold.

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    20. if you find a lot of ammo and health packs, you're probably about to fight a boss
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ethos- View Post
    I literally die every time i see people using literally wrong.

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    20. No matter how depraved and sadistic your crimes, a bribe will always get you out of jail on the same day you were arrested.

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