Your own loading screen tip

[TidesOfBlood]

I thought this video was funny ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44xonODseJg ) which inspired me to make this thread.

If you had a chance to input your own tip into the loading screen, what would it be?

I can't think of any good ones myself but I vouch for the one in the vid but sorta edited "Tip: wowhead is your friend, trade chat is not".

Snarky, funny, corrective (tips that correct/crituque the current loading screen tips) and much needed helpful tips are welcome!

Make sure to have "Tip:"!!

[Deleted]

Don't eat yellow snow.

[Renley]

Tip: No, you do not look good wearing mix-matched tier sets and weapons.

[Deleted]

"Tip: Other players will not give you gold just because they are level 90"

[TidesOfBlood]

Tip: No, you do not look good wearing mix-matched tier sets and weapons.

Or

Tip: Having a High-Warlord or Grand Marshal transmog set doesn't make you any better at PvP

hahaha

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Don't eat yellow snow.

This.

Tip: Don't let the offense run too much. This applies both to Football and PvP.

[Zaelsino]

"Nobody has seen Lor'themar Theron in years."

Less true than it was previously, but still...

[Elegiac]

Tip: Mages now possess the ability to kill you using portals. Do not pester them.

[Nearmyth]

"Your DPS is bad, and you should feel bad."

"Tip: A Mage is like a free food and drink vendor!"

"Remember, Item Level ALWAYS equals skill!"

[HatredAU]

"If you rolled a female dwarf, quit this game and never play again."

[Deleted]

"Tip: Don't talk to strangers on the internet. They'll bite your face of!"

[Deleted]

"If you rolled a female dwarf, quit this game and never play again."

Hey! I played female dwarf through the whole cataclysm!

[Aquamonkey]

"Orphans go to bed hungry every time you ask a mage for a refreshment table."

[Zuben]

"Don't like dailies and/or flying? Not to worry, there are alternatives for you!"

[Pebrocks The Warlock]

"Don't make retarded threads on forums."

[Froggi]

"Uh, drugs r bad, mmmmmkay? Mmmkay."

[Deleted]

Tip: Gear is everything. Raiders are simply superior human beings.

[Asphyxiate9]

The one WoWcrendor made in one of his videos

"dont feed the trolls, cuz they mean and hurt yo feelings but it's only cuz they have sad lives themselves and try to bring others down but don't let them do that to you cuz you stronger than that man.... you stronger than that."

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

Tip: There are many different things to do at <level cap>.

[TEHPALLYTANK]

Tip: Read tooltips before asking questions, they may answer your questions.