I was bored today and sitting in org, im playing a new alt and leveling engineering. Long story short i have 14 explosive sheep in my inventory... They are only worth 1.2 gold altogether so they are barely worth selling. I notice a mailbox nearby. The first idea that popped into my head was to send them to a friend and make some joke that they probably wouldn't even find funny. That's when it happened.
Some guy walked by with a name I liked. Why not send these 14 sheep to this guy? Surely he would enjoy the surprise! Who doesn't like opening a mailbox and finding 14 sheep stuffed in there, and wait THEY EXPLODE? This is like Christmas (or whatever holiday you celebrate) but with EXPLOSIONS. It was at this moment that it struck. My idea. I'm going to travel Azeroth, the Outlands, Northrend, and Pandaria to find the most obscure and (probably) trivial objects that I can find and send them to random people I see logged into the game nearby me when I get to a mailbox.
I CHALLENGE YOU FRIENDS. I challenge you to do the same, go out there, find something weird, whether it be a pretty rock, delicious cave mold, explosive sheep, or some of the zestiest damn clam meat you can find, and send that to someone random. Bonus points if they respond comedically, and even more bonus points if you post the funny response on this thread.
I'll go first. (my character's name is valuemenu btw)
The bottom got a bit cut off, so here's the full letter, I didn't fake this, it's legit.
My grandfather passed away recently, he used to say to me "Valuemenu," he'd say, "Valuemenu, never underestimate the value of clams. Especially the zesty ones."
I never forgot that great man, just as I'm sure the victims of the great clam massacre won't forget his name. "Tom, the clam-gorger".
As I said, he passed recently and left me these clams. I've always hated clams. I thought you should have them.
How do I know you? You're in the AH in front of me right now. I'm watching you.
Now get out there and have fun.