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    When are we getting our all-female boss raid?

    Onyxia's Lair doesn't count
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    It should be a raid filled with bosses that you don't kill, but protect from mobs while they stand there talking about how victimized they are by our patriarchical, mysogynistic culture.

    Then we'll go back to killing the male bosses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cattlehunter View Post
    It should be a raid filled with bosses that you don't kill, but protect from mobs while they stand there talking about how victimized they are by our patriarchical, mysogynistic culture.

    Then we'll go back to killing the male bosses.
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    Throne of the Kitchen

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    Why should there be a raid like that? What purpose does it serve?
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    only way i could see it working is in an emerald dream patch or expansion where we fight an ancient tribe of amazonian troll women or somethin O-O

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    Why does Onyxia's Lair not count?

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    This can only end well.

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    I don't see how they would be able to balance that, what with the bosses enrage timers being popped at the start of the fight a week every month...

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    Vault of Sandwich Makers.

    Or Ovaria's Lair.

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    your raid performance was not satisfying, your loot has been canceled, think about what you just did, i will not fight you untill your raidsetup has at least 40% female chars

    xyz gains headache, raid canceled
    xyz not yet out of the bathroom, raid canceled

    xyz yells don´t look at me i´m fat - male chars gain special button "lie your head off" - xyz yells you only say that because of my loot - xyz runs out of the room - encounter resets
    Brutal!!

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    Number of female bosses is limited, simply because there is no need for multiple kitchens in a dungeon...

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    Why doesn't Onyxia's Lair count?

    Because it is only 1 boss?
    Or because over half the player base don't even realise Onyxia is female? I keep running into people who refer to onyxia as "him" (solo'd him last week easy) "he" (he dropped X again, booo!)
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    Each month at specific intervals most men have a raid at home its called our wives and girlfriends on pms so we dont need it in wow aswell we vanquish it at home and its enough.

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    Why should there be one, and why don't we count Onyxia's Lair as one?

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    Why does it sound like the op want an instance he can wank over?
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    The word you want to use is "have" not "of".
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    There are some seriously funny and orignal posts in this thread...

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    An all-female boss raid should be called something that could shorten to PMS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    ...an ancient tribe of amazonian troll women...
    In this case, i could try raiding! Hhhhhh!
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