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    Quote Originally Posted by Bryntrollian View Post
    This is actually true
    Well, mostly true
    I looked again and actually as far as I can tell Molten Core and BWL both don't have female bosses, but almost every boss in each of those instances uses the models of random trash mobs from the world rather than new models and most of them can't even talk.
    Unless you count "Deathtalon Flamescale" as a female boss but I don't
    You could call it "lazy sexism" if you really really wanted to but I think that'd be a stretch, it's clearly not something they are continuing to do either, as every multi-boss tier since has had plenty of women

    Quote Originally Posted by Xothic View Post
    I'm fairly sure there arn't any female bosses in MSV, unless Elegon is female.
    Point, I missed that one too
    Maybe one of the dogs is female? :P
    I keep forgetting that while this is one tier it's still three instances
    Terrace might be all men too, not sure if Lei Shi is meant to be a girl or a young boy
    Last edited by Imnick; 2013-01-17 at 11:33 AM.

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    I think some people seem to be missing the fact that this is a joke thread, and obviously not even remotely serious..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imnick View Post
    Point, I missed that one too
    Maybe one of the dogs is female? :P
    I keep forgetting that while this is one tier it's still three instances
    Terrace might be all men too, not sure if Lei Shi is meant to be a girl or a young boy
    If you read the dungeon journal, it will say things like "her" and "she" - this is the way to tell.

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    When it matters.

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    How can you mistake an " Empress " for not being a chick like seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by Livets View Post
    If you read the dungeon journal, it will say things like "her" and "she" - this is the way to tell.
    I should have thought of that

    Quote Originally Posted by Bryntrollian View Post
    How can you mistake an " Empress " for not being a chick like seriously
    Who are you talking to?
    Nobody mentioned Empress until your post just here...

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Xothic View Post
    I'm fairly sure there arn't any female bosses in MSV, unless Elegon is female.
    In fairness, the only boss in MSV that's actually a living being is Gara'jal. Otherwise... constructs, an elaborate simulacrum, a reactor, and a factory.
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    And His disciples said unto Him, "Can we get Kings instead?"

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by Imnick View Post
    Terrace might be all men too, not sure if Lei Shi is meant to be a girl or a young boy
    Lei Shi is refferred to as a "she" on multiple occasions.

    Back to the shenannigans, then: an all female bosses raid would finally allow my alt to wield his highly deserved "Ladykiller" title. Do want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lumineus View Post
    In fairness, the only boss in MSV that's actually a living being is Gara'jal. Otherwise... constructs, an elaborate simulacrum, a reactor, and a factory.
    What do you think Stone Guards, Feng, Spirit Kings and all mobs in Will are? They're not living?

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  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Livets View Post
    What do you think Stone Guards, Feng, Spirit Kings and all mobs in Will are? They're not living?
    Feng is a ghost. Spirit Kings are ghosts (it even says spirit in the name...)
    Stone Guards are constructs, they're not alive (or are at least only questionably alive).
    Will mobs are also constructs.

    Did you read his post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Livets View Post
    What do you think Stone Guards, Feng, Spirit Kings and all mobs in Will are? They're not living?
    Depends on the definition of 'alive'. They're basically some kind of stone.

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    Only violence against men is okay. Hitting a woman makes a sexist fascist.*

    * - according to women's rights advocates

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imnick View Post
    Feng is a ghost. Spirit Kings are ghosts (it even says spirit in the name...)
    Stone Guards are constructs, they're not alive (or are at least only questionably alive).
    Will mobs are also constructs.

    Did you read his post?
    http://www.wowdb.com/npcs/60399-qin-xi
    Stone Guards are beasts and both emperors are humanoids, just like Gara'jal. I just noticed that Feng is undead, even though he does not seem it.

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    Constructs, a construct, a simulation, more constructs... I mean, it's kind of a fine line with mogu and quilien because they're all animated stone statues anyway. Like ogres I don't know if there could even be such a thing as a "female mogu," which makes the gender issue rather moot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vejovis View Post
    An all-female boss raid should be called something that could shorten to PMS.
    Pandarian Monastery of Serpents?

    On a more serious note, This ain't gonna happen unless Jaina becomes a five-boss raid.

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    Lady Deathwhisper
    - Female
    - Annoying as hell
    - Doesn't shut up
    - Call everyone to stop you, while behind a shield
    - Mind Control

    Valithria Dreamwalker
    - Female
    - Fragile
    - Do nothing but talk
    - Is depressed
    - whine

    Sindragosa
    - Female
    - Screams
    - Annoying as hell
    - Can't stay quiet
    - PMS itself

    Now you understand why Blizzard don't make a full-female bosses Raid.

    EDIT: Btw, there's one Sha missing right? Sha, female boss.... uhm...
    Last edited by XingoJenkins; 2013-01-17 at 11:51 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vejovis View Post
    An all-female boss raid should be called something that could shorten to PMS.
    pera'madonna sanctum - PMS

    lady yaya, 3 phase fight. in each phase the boss will change her look, color and style. achievment - born this way
    Adelen the tearful - her tears become rain, and she sets it on fire when she enrages...
    Nicky Qirajh - a roach boss. every 20% she will get scarier and more brutal. achievment - "thats not even my final form"
    alexandra off white - a big succubus that does nasty shit during the encounter. achievment - "50 shades of off white"
    honey dew-dew - a family of female blubs... achievment : that dolla makes me holla
    pandora the axeplorer - crazy axe wielding boss with a pet monkey. achievement Swiper no Swiping
    Ellen the generous. achievment - does this dress make me look fat?
    Mad Ona the everliving. FOS achievment - like a virgin

    hc only boss : Marry-lin Moncrow. a witch in white.


    hows that for a start?
    Last edited by merojinaya; 2013-01-17 at 11:52 AM.

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    You guys have it backwards, the OP clearly wants a raid dedicated to killing women.

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    Let's not all forget the most annoying female boss in the history of this game... Auriaya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tenangrychickens View Post
    Pandarian Monastery of Serpents?

    On a more serious note, This ain't gonna happen unless Jaina becomes a five-boss raid.
    Herself and each Mirror Image representing different stages of the emotional conflux that is a woman's time of month.

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