Because I could not stop for Deathwing

[Count Zero]

Because I could not stop for Deathwing,
He kindly stopped for me;
The instance held but just ourselves
And server instability.

We slowly progressed, gear with no haste,
And I had put away
My t12, and my offhand too,
For his RNG.

We passed the loot, where raiders strove
At rolling high, for a ring;
We passed the fields of wiping noobs,
We passed the alt night run.

Or rather, he passed us;
The loots grew quivering and chill,
For spirit-less my cloth gown,
My trinkets only tulle.

We paused before a pug that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The achievements scarcely visible,
The gearscore but a mound.

Before the xpac 'tis centuries, and yet each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the developers' heads
Were toward MoP

[ProphetFlume]

Like the poem rendition, love the avatar.

[Count Zero]

Haha thanks. Bored on a Friday night / Saturday morning. Some guildies and I love to make WoW-related song parodies, and I just thought it'd be refreshing to mix in a poem parody.

[redwitchy]

Nice read