Rules in a nutshell...
-your favorite beverage
You add drinks in your stein / drinking horn ... you can NOT use anything else.
-1kill = 1x shot of your favorite beverage (FB)
-getting blue / red buff = adding 1x shot of red drink (RD) / blue drink (BD)
-getting baron buff = 2x shot of energy drink (E)
-lasthitting baron = 3x E
-being or dealing first blood = instant shot of RD
-getting streak = (number of kills + 1shot) example: Double = 3 , Triple = 4
-PENTAKILL = double everything in your Stein / drinking horn + add 1 of each (FB,RD,BD and E)
IF YOU DIE DRINK EVERYTHING IN YOUR STEIN / DRINKING HORN
if you die while having it empty take 2 instant shots of RD and 1 shot of E
I mean, when one chooses to play something like an MMO, they're under the understanding that they'll be gearing and progressing much slower than someone with more time to play, right? It's not like they actually think they deserve massive rewards for minimal effort simply because of their scheduling conflicts and flawed priority system, right? Oh, wait.