It is night time in Azeroth and the leaders of the Horde and Alliance need to take a break from the conflict of the World, Garrosh Hellscream is about to lay to lay to rest but before he does...
Garrosh: Malkorok read me the story of the Ugly human king.
Malkorok: Of course Warchief! There was once a Ugly human king named Varian Wrynn he was so ugly everyone hated him and he died.
Garrosh: Ah and who wrote this masterpiece?
Malkorok: Harrosh Gellscream wrote this, Sir.
Garrosh: Ah a masterpiece, atleast its a better love story than Hour of Twilight
Malkorok: Okay Warchief time for your bed time kiss. You have a big day tomorrow you get to ring the divine bell!
*Malkorok kisses Garrosh on the fore head and pulls up his blankets.*
Garrosh: May I have a glass of warm milk.
Malkorok: No because everytime I bring you one you wet the bed. Now do you want your night light or are you a big boy now?
Garrosh: No NIGHT LIGHT IM A BIG BOY!
Malkorok: Okay then.
*Malkorok blows out the torch and leaves the room*
Garrosh: Hey boo are you awake?
Varian: Now I am.
Garrosh: You ready for another battle?
Varian: You mean a crossing of swords?
Varian: I'm down FOR THE ALLIANCE!
Garrosh: LOK *ugh* TAR!
*Garrosh wakes up to find big stain in his pants*
Malkorok: You had the big boy dream again didn't you?
I am Murloc!
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