Inb4 someone believes these and makes a hate or I quit post about it lolWow Drunk patch notes:
All class nerfs will be done on a single server so we can compare to the norm (Sorry, Lightbringer).
Taurens and worgens are now skinnable.
The new Warchief Is an Undead Gamon, you are able to cannibalize him for free health.
All flying mounts now work like the Joust quests in Mount Hyjal.
New Pandaren Children's Week achievement: grow a beard.
Night elves will henceforth no longer be sissies.
All trolls are dead and players that roll trolls will be there evolved form, Bloodelves.
Gnomes can now double-jump, wall-jump, and smash bricks with their heads.
Tauren realize their goals have always been more in line with the Alliance.
Gnomes Switch to Horde Scared of the punting Taurens.
Blizzard is sorry about Gnomes and hence forth be named G???
Lich King comes back as a secret Raid boss in Thunder King.
Draenei's are lost yet again.
Death Knights now take damage from healing. To balance, DPS classes can damage them to restore health.
You are now able to cannibalize a death knight.
Can now shapeshift into a worgen hunter.
If hunters tame themselves they have clones of the,selves with stampede.
Has squishy clown feet to negate stealth but since every plays with stealth this is effect no one.
Can only cast spells while screaming their desired spell name. All spells can only be casted by using your races language of the spell.
Now allowed to tame druids again.
All hunter pets must be trained up from pups to adult via pet battles.
You can only tame a Level 1 Druid.
New spec that makes totems=hats
Enchantment can now go tankspec dualwielding shields.
No longer to enter raids on Sunday or any Football Day.
No longer to enter raids on Sunday or what you would call Football Day.
Shadow priest with guitars are exempted from this restriction.