I agree that the glyph is pretty underwhelming, but I believe it has its purpose and reasons for being the way that it currently is as a simple minor glyph for "fun" that the player can use if they choose to do so.
Regardless of how goofy it is to see turtles and penguins around sw instead of squirrels and bunnies, this is still a minior glyph doing a minor thing. :/