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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Kreeshak View Post
    you do know, you can have surgery if boobs is what you are after :P
    Fuck that shit, I ain't being a tranny. Anyways, real boobs > fake boobs.

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    Guy - I would spend the entire 24 hours playing with my new boobs.

    I love boobs. Sorry.
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    Man, there really should have been an Xzibit cameo in Inception.

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    Girl. I would masturbate for half the day then spend the rest chasing my husband around the house dick slapping him. Sweet vengeance.

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    Sure, I'd give it a shot. Obviously the main thing I'd want to do was go hookup and see how I like that...

  5. #25
    Guy, would be interesting, would definitely try some things, would enjoy the day a lot.
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    As I said the last time this thread came up, the first thing I'd do is go outside and write my name on a wall while peeing. I've always been jealous that guys can do that and I can't. Then I'd come back inside and do silly penis tricks for a while. If my boyfriend also swapped genders I'd bang his(her?) brains out for a while, if not I'd do a lot of masturbating. I'd also find out exactly what the ball-scratching fascination is all about.
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    [22:14] <+Lia> worst pun ever
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    I'd want to see if girls have better orgasms than guys do. Yep.
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    No. Because I'm not THAT crazy.
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    24 hrs huh.... go to the local lesbian bar, and pick up a girl. yep. Some things dont change, specially my orientation.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by wolfen View Post
    24 hrs huh.... go to the local lesbian bar, and pick up a girl. yep. Some things dont change, specially my orientation.
    haha, reminds me of that saying..."I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body"
    Quote Originally Posted by Grokan View Post
    Man, there really should have been an Xzibit cameo in Inception.

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    I'm a guy.

    I'd masturbate, then see if bras are uncomfortable.

    Next question.
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    I would play with myself all freakin day. (male)

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    I'd play with myself for about 4 hours, then try to play mindgames with people, and finish off the day by doing a bunch of pranks and petty crimes since I would return to normal the next day
    If you really want to freak people the fuck out you have to pepper your schemes with mind-boggling inefficiency.

  14. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Yeah . . . until you experience the Split Pee Stream.
    There are two steps to avoiding that.

    1 - Don't pee with an erection.
    2 - Clean yourself.

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    If I were to become a female for 24 hours I would go make a years worth of rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zerocoolhack View Post
    If I were to become a female for 24 hours I would go make a years worth of rent.
    If it were that easy you wouldn't let your sex stop you.


    Anyway, I'd probably do it and set up a video camera to record me during the transformation to see exactly what was happening and to sell to people. Also probably play mind games with people I knew just to freak them the fuck out. Like, I would pretend I had been a girl all along, etc.
    Last edited by Bergtau; 2013-01-31 at 04:52 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kreeshak View Post
    you do know, you can have surgery if boobs is what you are after :P
    Don't need surgery, just eat shit loads of pop tarts and replace water with beer. (male) I'd probably play with myself for a bit, then go have a lesbian encounter.
    Last edited by Blockygame; 2013-01-31 at 04:53 AM.
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  18. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by Bergtau View Post
    If it were that easy you wouldn't let your sex stop you.
    I think he meant he was going to whore himself out ;p

  19. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by Bergtau View Post
    There are two steps to avoiding that.

    1 - Don't masturbate then pee
    There fixed it for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roggles View Post
    Yeah. Would spend all 24 hours experimenting with certain exotic things to shove up my baby cannon.
    Seriously this^
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    Guy here and i most likely will try these:

    Quote Originally Posted by Charecters View Post
    Guy, yes, one thing I know I would do for sure is see what it feels like to orgasm as a female.
    I may also dress like a ..... and go to a bar and get as many guys as i can (that would be a fun day :P )

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