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    Chicks and glitter

    As a guy, glitter just pisses me the hell off. For one, I dont want to fuck a fairy. For two, its everywhere. A girl wearing glitter just has to sit on my couch, and its suddenly on the floor, on the wall, and all over my clothes and blankets, and I didnt even hit it yet! I cant stand it. I go to work, and its on my clothes...and my tools. MY TOOLS. A hammer with glitter on it isnt even a hammer anymore...

    And its in EVERYTHING. Every possible thing a girl can put on them has glitter in it now. Lip stuff, make up, shirts, im pretty shocked there isnt glitter tampons and glitter douches. It takes like 3 trips through the washer just to get this crap out.

    Hey ladies...please...end this nonsense. We dont need you covered in tiny little reflective pieces of plastic to notice you. Hell its even getting to the point with me where if I see a hot chick covered in that crap, I dont even think shes hot anymore.

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    Legendary! Reg's Avatar
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    Stop dating strippers.

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    Or twelve year olds.
    One cannot simply quit wow his way into Mordor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Stop dating strippers.
    So funny, and so true

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    You know... just about everything I would say on this is summed up in the first 2 responses. LOL You're going to the wrong places to meet women if all you find is glitter.

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    I know a few girls who wear a little and it looks good on them, mind you these arent teenagers either.

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    If YOU don't like glitter, don't chase the girl WITH glitter? Maybe?
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    What about all the guys that do like glitter? We need glitter girls to make them happy.

    Can you really object her sleeping on your pillow just because of some cosmetic glitter?


    Do we really mind glitter?!?!?!?!
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    The Insane Reeve's Avatar
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    What kind of women are you around who are always in the presence of glitter?
    Go and tell my baby sister
    Not to do what I have done
    Go and spurn that house down in New Orleans
    They call the Rising Sun

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    And most importantly ... don't date 12 year old strippers!

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    Legendary! Reg's Avatar
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    Last time I even saw glitter in NYC other than strip clubs is when someone gets glitter bombed. Now that shit's hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    What kind of women are you around who are always in the presence of glitter?
    First thing that popped into my head too...

    If you hate glitter so much, stop dating chicks who wear it. Logic, huh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewowguy View Post
    As a guy, glitter just pisses me the hell off. For one, I dont want to fuck a fairy.
    Dont be so homophobic.

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    Glitter makes everything more fabulous.

    Plus a hammer covered in glitter would look like a hammer forged by the stars if you swing it fast enough.

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    Your girlfriend sneezes on you..


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    Id like to know where u guys are finding all these places where chicks arent covered in glitter. Everywhere I go, Mcdonalds, bars, target...everywhere, chicks have glitter shirts, glitter eye stuff, and glitter make up. Either I target it, or you guys are too focused on T&A to notice. The 12 year old stripper thing made me laugh, but still...that shit drives me crazy. So I guess im the only person who doesnt like it...well that sucks.

    Make glitter that stays on girls, and maybe I wouldnt mind so much.

    And ya, that pic is hilarious, and thats my sad face every time I see a hot chick in glitter...

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    What kind of girls do you know that use so much glitter? O.o My glitter doesn't get anywhere.
    I won't stop, because it's pretty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    What kind of girls do you know that use so much glitter? O.o My glitter doesn't get anywhere.
    I won't stop, because it's pretty.
    Well theres glitter and theres glitter, you know ?

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    I've never met a woman that wears glitter, seriously, what the hell.

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    there's even glitter on vampires! this farce has got to stop!

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