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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    If you could get some Barry White music to play automatically, that would be ideal. There is only one place I can think of to put the speaker though...
    Mounting a speaker in that location might provide vibrations to enhance the experience.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Hey you wouldn't like if I wore glitter on my lower regions either.
    ...I feel very alone in this thread.
    I wouldn't like if you wore glitter at all!! :P

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    She can have glitter head to toe as far as I'm concerned, if it makes her happy, then I'm happy.
    HOOKED ON DIABLOL, GOOD TIMES ARE BEING HAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Mounting a speaker in that location might provide vibrations to enhance the experience.
    Yet you ignore placement of the fog machine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Mounting a speaker in that location might provide vibrations to enhance the experience.
    Bass control in the nipples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Hey you wouldn't like if I wore glitter on my lower regions either.
    ...I feel very alone in this thread.
    That really depends, some womens .. "area"'s need some sprucing up to make it more festive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Bass control in the nipples?
    No, that's placement of the laser lights. She stands up, takes off her shirt and laser beams go flying everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    No, that's placement of the laser lights.
    Can I at least get a drink tap in my belly button?

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    This thread got super weird super fast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Can I at least get a drink tap in my belly button?
    The whipped cream emitter.

    ---------- Post added 2013-01-31 at 02:40 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Sorensen View Post
    This thread got super weird super fast.
    That's what happens because we're a bunch of bored-to-hell sexual deviants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sorensen View Post
    This thread got super weird super fast.
    Did you read the first post ? it started like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    Yet you ignore placement of the fog machine?
    Obviously in the ass crack.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Obviously in the ass crack.
    The amount of fog is directly proportional to the amount of chili consumed prior to coitus.

    I wonder if we could find a way to color said fog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blockygame View Post
    She can have glitter head to toe as far as I'm concerned, if it makes her happy, then I'm happy.
    Aww. There's a man that knows what to say. asl?

    When I die I'll have my coffin completely covered in glitter, mark my words...
    Not. I think Anathea said it best. Theres glitter than theres glitter. I promise you'd like my glitter! please like my glitter?

    For realsies though, any girl that wears glitter all the time is doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Aww. There's a man that knows what to say. asl?

    When I die I'll have my coffin completely covered in glitter, mark my words...
    Not. I think Anathea said it best. Theres glitter than theres glitter. I promise you'd like my glitter! please like my glitter?

    For realsies though, any girl that wears glitter all the time is doing it wrong.
    Nope. None. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    Nope. None. Ever.
    It all feels the same in the dark.

    Until the disco starts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    It all feels the same in the dark.

    Until the disco starts...
    I don't want my naughty bits to chafe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Not. I think Anathea said it best. Theres glitter than theres glitter. I promise you'd like my glitter! please like my glitter?

    For realsies though, any girl that wears glitter all the time is doing it wrong.
    No Fap February starts tomorrow.
    So ask me again in 3 days and you could weight 300 Pounds, 50 of those in glitter and i'll say yes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rukentuts View Post
    It all feels the same in the dark.

    Until the disco starts...
    Very poetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regennis View Post
    I don't want my naughty bits to chafe.
    We're talking about glitter, not cheyenne pepper.
    Quote Originally Posted by aikoyamamato View Post
    Very poetic.
    I've been told I have a way with words.

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