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    Worst thing you ever ate or made yourself

    Well it happened to me last night. Was pretty hammered and slightly under the effects of something else when I got it into my head to make a sandwich.

    Please do not ever slice up kielbasa and put it on raisin bread and cover it in mustard and melt a cheese slice on it. I still managed to eat the whole damn thing but goddamn I hated every bite of it.

    How about you guys?

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    Scarab Lord Garnier Fructis's Avatar
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    An entire fucking avocado. I felt like puking for an hour afterwards. It was like eating pure fat.
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    Stinging nettle soup.

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    I once tried to make a chicken pesto wrap. Couldn't take a 2nd bite; threw it away immediately. Shit's disgusting.

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    isn't nettles super bitter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    isn't nettles super bitter?
    Not when you boil them well, takes away the sting. Still not very nice though, the trick is to let the soup cool and gulp it down before you taste it properly.

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    I like scotch but there is one out there that is terribad. Prime Malt. I'd compare it to a three day old sweaty gym sock found in a dark, dank, corner of a locker room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    Stinging nettle soup.
    But nettle soup is delicious! You must've done something wrong!
    Testing: Will probably be toooooo big.

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    I had this brilliant idea years ago: make an omelet, but with orange juice instead of water! My then-boyfriend made so much fun of me that even though it obviously was totally disgusting I couldn't let him be right so I was all like "NO IT'S DELICIOUS JUST WATCH I'LL EAT THE WHOLE THING"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furkel View Post
    I had this brilliant idea years ago: make an omelet, but with orange juice instead of water! My then-boyfriend made so much fun of me that even though it obviously was totally disgusting I couldn't let him be right so I was all like "NO IT'S DELICIOUS JUST WATCH I'LL EAT THE WHOLE THING"
    I use milk..never heard of water.

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    my dinner everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Einherjarn View Post
    But nettle soup is delicious! You must've done something wrong!
    Boil nettles in a mess tin, hope you don't starve to death, hard to mess it up really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnier Fructis View Post
    An entire fucking avocado. I felt like puking for an hour afterwards. It was like eating pure fat.
    I did the exact same thing once. Never again. NEVER! AGAIN!

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    Probably squirrel.

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    Fish. I can't stomach the smell, let alone the taste, regardless of what kind it is. I've gagged and puked just from being too near it.

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    A horrible garlic bread. Don't know what was up with it but the second it touch my tongue my body just went all "this aint food forget about it""=.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasierith View Post
    Probably squirrel.
    Squirrel is actually surprisingly good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furkel View Post
    I had this brilliant idea years ago: make an omelet, but with orange juice instead of water! My then-boyfriend made so much fun of me that even though it obviously was totally disgusting I couldn't let him be right so I was all like "NO IT'S DELICIOUS JUST WATCH I'LL EAT THE WHOLE THING"
    Wait, since when is water an ingredient in omelets? Are we thinking about the same food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnier Fructis View Post
    An entire fucking avocado. I felt like puking for an hour afterwards. It was like eating pure fat.
    But - they are delicous. Just put lots of salt and then spoon it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cattaclysmic View Post
    But - they are delicous. Just put lots of salt and then spoon it up!
    I love avocado but eating just avocado alone was horrible to experience. lol

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