Drunk #1 is slowly walking, bracing himself against a fence and stumbling. He comes across Drunk #2, who is lying next to the fence. "What a disgrace! Lying around like a pig! I'm ashamed for you." "You just keep on walking, demagogue! We'll see what you're gonna do when you run out of fence!"
Eh, I guess it's story time. You know that girl I talked about who I drew the line in the sand with and who I told we were just going to be friends? And how our friendship status is almost complete bullshit considering we're both clearly interested in each other? And yet I don't REALLY want to be with her because I don't see a sustainable long term relationship with her? Yeah, when I hug her I get a bit aroused. When I hug other female friends, I don't feel that way because there's nothing between us. Me and her have had tension boiling under the surface for forever but I really, truly don't think we could work long term.
I ran into her today at my mother's office and when we hugged I had to try and hide myself. I stopped it at a semi but even that would have been obvious if she had been looking. I don't know, I just don't want her to feel weird or anything. This is why I wanted to know if girls are looking or not.
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To be honest, the groin area is not the most visually appealing area of a man. I might be checking out your arse, but I wouldn't be looking at your junk.
I only pay attention to that area on a man if it's gone beyond a certain point in physical contact. In the interest of not being too graphic, lets just say that's beyond hugging.
Unless someone's crotch happened to be in my eye line, or I can... ah, feel how pleased the chap is to see me, I don't notice it. And well, to be blunt, that sort of response seems to have a mind of it's own, even if I did notice such an occurrence with one of my male friends, I'd chalk it up to the fact that it's maybe been a while for them, they just had contact with a reasonable looking female and sometimes your bodies just respond to relatively innocent stimuli, even if your brains really don't want that to happen.
Also on the boxers v briefs question, I can understand you wondering given the nature of your predicament - briefs certainly keep things more contained. Once you get to the clothes off stage though, boxers look better.
It looks terrible!
Tabasco is totally a fine American brand!
Sounds like a great plan...Rofl, you're suggesting I wear a chastity belt?
Last edited by semaphore; 2013-02-01 at 09:34 AM.
Could always go commando
Sounds uncomfortableSounds like a great plan...
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Perhaps get laid more often so you won't get overexcited when you're not gonna have sex with the lady. And when you are gonna have, then questions like these would be pointless. :3
Female friends check out, then we compare our valutation on the topic.
A little advice straight men. Girls check you out like u do with them. Girls talks about men body, like you (us) do with them, but they will never admit that.