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    3 items!!! ( LOL Thread )

    Ok pick 3 items you can buy at Walmart that will make the cashier go... WTF! lol







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    They have Wal-Marts in WoW?

    I hope they have gear at low low prices!

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    pregnancy test, bar of soap and a coat hanger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coleslaw View Post
    They have Wal-Marts in WoW?

    I hope they have gear at low low prices!
    I think we can compare that place to LFR
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    A saw, some towels, and some peroxide.

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    Lotion, Kleenex and a movie with Chloe Moretz.

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    Bacon, fertiliser and a Quran.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    this thread has potential to be amazing

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    Cat food, Cat Nip, Ky

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    Lube, a baseball bat and a toy pair of handcuffs
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    Oh this is getting good.

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    As a cashier at a grocery store, I have had this combination come through my line, by a female of approximately 20 years of age:

    3 pack of condoms.
    Extra large bottle of lube.
    One cucumber.


    And while this does not count as three items:
    $100 worth of condoms.
    $100 worth of baby food.
    That was it.
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    MLP season 1
    Box of Tissues
    Lotion


    Im guessing the tissues and lotion thing is going to come up a lot in this thread.

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    Amonia
    Peroxide
    hatchet

    Ask cashier which she thinks is best to remove blood stains because, erm, you messed up your couch last night cutting yourself and leather, geez leather.


    (peroxide is amazing to remove fresh blood, reacts with the iron in it and you can remove blood from most things, specially porous things, just so you know, not sure if it would prevent detection though)

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    Razor
    Self-Help book
    More razors XD

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    condoms bananas glide gel
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    I predict most of these to be ridiculously sexual.

    On that topic --

    I would buy a plunger, a few rolls of toilet paper and a pair of latex gloves. You know sometimes it just gets THAT bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valiea View Post
    I predict most of these to be ridiculously sexual.

    On that topic --

    I would buy a plunger, a few rolls of toilet paper and a pair of latex gloves. You know sometimes it just gets THAT bad.
    Instead of toilet paper i would get a gas mask and shoulder high gloves

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