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  1. 2013-02-01, 03:22 PM #1
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    3 items!!! ( LOL Thread )

    Ok pick 3 items you can buy at Walmart that will make the cashier go... WTF! lol






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  2. 2013-02-01, 03:22 PM #2
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    They have Wal-Marts in WoW?

    I hope they have gear at low low prices!
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  3. 2013-02-01, 03:23 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coleslaw View Post
    They have Wal-Marts in WoW?

    I hope they have gear at low low prices!
    I think we can compare that place to LFR
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  5. 2013-02-01, 03:29 PM #5
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    A saw, some towels, and some peroxide.
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  6. 2013-02-01, 03:36 PM #6
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    Lotion, Kleenex and a movie with Chloe Moretz.
    Involve us in something we can actually impact. Tell us an Alliance story for the Alliance and by the Alliance. We're paladins of Stormwind, agents of SI:7, dwarven mountaineers, draenei vindicators, and so many other things. We are the Alliance.

    One thing we're not? Darkspear Revolutionaries.
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  7. 2013-02-01, 04:51 PM #7
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    Bacon, fertiliser and a Quran.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hyve View Post
    What do you expect Obama to do? Swim over to North Korea, punch Kim Jung-Un right in the mouth, then carry the nuclear device back to the White House where him and Tony Stark will drink tepid coffee while converting it into a Obama-Suit?
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  8. 2013-02-01, 04:53 PM #8
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    this thread has potential to be amazing
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  9. 2013-02-01, 04:54 PM #9
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  10. 2013-02-01, 05:05 PM #10
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  11. 2013-02-01, 07:15 PM #11
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  12. 2013-02-01, 07:17 PM #12
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    Oh this is getting good.
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  13. 2013-02-01, 07:31 PM #13
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    As a cashier at a grocery store, I have had this combination come through my line, by a female of approximately 20 years of age:

    3 pack of condoms.
    Extra large bottle of lube.
    One cucumber.


    And while this does not count as three items:
    $100 worth of condoms.
    $100 worth of baby food.
    That was it.
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  14. 2013-02-01, 07:55 PM #14
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    MLP season 1
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    Im guessing the tissues and lotion thing is going to come up a lot in this thread.
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  15. 2013-02-01, 08:16 PM #15
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    Ask cashier which she thinks is best to remove blood stains because, erm, you messed up your couch last night cutting yourself and leather, geez leather.


    (peroxide is amazing to remove fresh blood, reacts with the iron in it and you can remove blood from most things, specially porous things, just so you know, not sure if it would prevent detection though)
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    More razors XD
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  17. 2013-02-01, 08:29 PM #17
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    condoms bananas glide gel
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    I predict most of these to be ridiculously sexual.

    On that topic --

    I would buy a plunger, a few rolls of toilet paper and a pair of latex gloves. You know sometimes it just gets THAT bad.

    Aveline's amazing work!
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  19. 2013-02-01, 08:31 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Valiea View Post
    I predict most of these to be ridiculously sexual.

    On that topic --

    I would buy a plunger, a few rolls of toilet paper and a pair of latex gloves. You know sometimes it just gets THAT bad.
    Instead of toilet paper i would get a gas mask and shoulder high gloves
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  20. 2013-02-01, 08:32 PM #20
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