3 items!!! ( LOL Thread )

[Valiea]

Instead of toilet paper i would get a gas mask and shoulder high gloves

I lol'd. Made it way funnier good job.

[madethisfor1post]

Preparation H
Cucumber
Sarah Silverman Show on DVD

[Stocking]

Preparation H
Cucumber
Sarah Silverman Show on DVD

Someone buying Sarah Silverman show is probally the most disturbing thing...

[Kurioxan]

Someone buying Sarah Silverman show is probally the most disturbing thing...

What is she about and why so disturbing?

[Nario64]

A jug of bleach, a mug, and a "Good Bye" card.

[Pfeff]

Amonia
Peroxide
hatchet

Ask cashier which she thinks is best to remove blood stains because, erm, you messed up your couch last night cutting yourself and leather, geez leather.


(peroxide is amazing to remove fresh blood, reacts with the iron in it and you can remove blood from most things, specially porous things, just so you know, not sure if it would prevent detection though)

Rust remover takes blood out better. I own a carpet cleaning company, not a murder van

[Kurioxan]

Rust remover takes blood out better. I own a carpet cleaning company, not a murder van

Fair enough, although peroxide on fresh blood works perfectly fine doesnt leave a visible trade, rust remover likely works by the same principle? (binding iron)
Does it work on dry blood?

[muto]

Vaseline, Rubber Gloves, and a Headlamp.

or

a Justin Bieber Piñata, a Baseball Bat, and some Icy Hot Pain Reliever.

[Manabomb]

A bucket, a box of nails and mlp season 1

Alternatively. Toe nail clippers, fertalizer and a watering can.

[Tapaj]

[Spicy]

lmao sexy^^