What if monsters were real?

[Powerogue]

You're going to have to get me a lot more desperate, and even then no undead.

[mvaliz]

You're going to have to get me a lot more desperate, and even then no undead.

Yeah - I'm imagining you'd need a LOT of air fresheners and scented oils at the very least...

[Deleted]

Yeah - I'm imagining you'd need a LOT of air fresheners and scented oils at the very least...

Depends on undead type. The ghosts and skeletons won't need air fresheners much.

[Pony Soldier]

Well first, I picked only friends because when I think of "monsters" I think of truly monstrous creatures with no human-like features. I would totally be a friend of a monster though. In fact I think having a monster friend would be cooler than having a human friend. As for dating I think the only monster I would date would be a vampire. Assuming they don't look like those hideous human-bat hybrid monsters you would see in some movies like Van Helsing, I could definitely see myself dating a vampire and even letting her bite me so that I can be a vampire with her. I'm an introvert kind of person anyway who spends most of his time awake at night so why the hell not? But of course for me to do that, we would have to be deeply in love with each other.

[Deleted]

Read Loth'remar short story for Cataclysm (which was actually for Wrath in truth) and you'll see that outside the game model, in lore, she does look like a zombie, her flesh peeling off and maggots infesting it. Then you might not be able to read this, but in Stormrage, she falls asleep and has a dream of her being brought back to life, and all the other undead smelling so bad she felt like puking. So from this we can assume all undead do smell, even if just a bit, of rotting meat.

Now think of Sylvannas again, she smells like rotting flesh, her skin is peeling in places leaving maggots exposed and she's lacking eyes, there's only a light coming from her eyesockets. So her in-game model actually fools you a bit but it can't surprise all the details, you can't get the smell, maggots are too tiny to represent and so is peeling skin. So all that leaves is her empty eyes filled with only necromantic light.

I didn't know this but that only supports what i said before because the people saying they want to date sylvanas are basing that off her in game model and lack of those little details.

[FathomFear]

What if monsters were real and all the members of the gender you like would be monsters? Would you date one?

Well if the gender I like were monsters, I'd also be a monster. So yeah, I'd date a monster.

Unnecessary poll is unnecessary. At least try to make something that has some tangibility to life.