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    Name a fictional character you wish was real

    its a hard choice between Spider-man, Santa Claus and Benjamin Franklin.

    Just think how amazing our world would be if it were true.

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    Benjamin Franklin? Fictional?
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Without starting a huge fucking debate, I would have to say God. If I have definite proof of its existence I guarantee it would change my life, if God exists then so must heaven, and I want in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    its a hard choice between Spider-man, Santa Claus and Benjamin Franklin.

    Just think how amazing our world would be if it were true.
    Wat.

    Hmmm.... Super cheesy but probably John-117. I can't think of anyone else anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    Benjamin Franklin.
    Wat?

    I'm not sure who I'd like, for some reason I feel inclined to pick a badass villain like Arthas, Sephiroth or Kefka despite their attempts to end the world.

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    Henry bowman, main character of unintended consequences written by john ross.

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    i'd have to choose between George Carlin, Grandmaster flash, and Jack Niklaus (he was the best joker, sorry Keith Ledger)

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    Rikku because she was my final fantasy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    i'd have to choose between George Carlin, Grandmaster flash, and Jack Niklaus (he was the best joker, sorry Keith Ledger)
    Do u mean Jack Nicholson ? Cus i've never heard of any Niklaus who has played the Joker. Also its Heath Ledger, and he was clearly the best joker by far.
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    Should be easy enough to guess.

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    Rikku because she was my final fantasy...
    Well shit son.

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    Auron! ... (probably some more but he was the first i thought of XD)
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    Without starting a huge fucking debate, I would have to say God. If I have definite proof of its existence I guarantee it would change my life, if God exists then so must heaven, and I want in.
    I like your answer. It would be good news if true, though I'd probably also be pretty pissed at the big guy, I'd definitely do whatever he/she wanted.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Sherlock Holmes.

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    Yuno from Future diary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    Without starting a huge fucking debate, I would have to say God. If I have definite proof of its existence I guarantee it would change my life, if God exists then so must heaven, and I want in.
    I wanted to say this but wasn't sure if it was crossing the line. Thanks for saying it for me, I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybourne View Post
    George Carlin
    He's dead, not fictional, unless I'm missing something.

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    The doctor. O-O
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    Moved to Fun Stuff as the thread feels better suited to that forum.

    OT: Hmm. Maybe I'd want Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist to be real. Just because I think he'd make a damn fine world leader. G8 meetings would certainly be a lot more lively if he was present and started clicking his fingers...

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    How about Lieutenant Commander Data? He could teach us how to make antimatter reactors, warp drive, and replicators (The Star Trek type, not the Stargate type). That would be awfully handy.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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