Would you trade intelligence for height and beauty

**Jayburner** · 2013-02-05, 12:42 AM

I'm close to thinking about it these days.

I wonder what would happen to my memories of being forever alone..

**Spectral** · 2013-02-05, 12:49 AM

I absolutely would not. Beauty fades and heights not terribly useful in the first place.

Every time someone says "forever alone", I laugh a little though.

**StayTuned** · 2013-02-05, 12:50 AM

Never. I am already tall and beautiful... It would be stupid of me to trade my intelligence for something I already have

**Terahertz** · 2013-02-05, 12:52 AM

No, I wouldn't. I prefer to be the intelligient fella, instead of being the dumb broad. Not that I'm accusing of anybody good looking being dumb, but just seeing as in this thread's case you trade intelligience for beauty

**Tehstool** · 2013-02-05, 12:54 AM

Nope. I hate seeing people being ignorant, having bad grammar or just being plain stupid, etc. I wouldn't want to join them. I'm already tall and I'm not ugly (as far as I know), so I think I'm fine in that regard anyway.

**vindicatorx** · 2013-02-05, 12:55 AM

Tall enough already 6' 2", I'm as handsome as I need to be. I am also more intelligent than most I meet so I'm set there as well.

**Jayburner** · 2013-02-05, 12:56 AM

just saying is all...sheesh all mighty lol

**Vellerix** · 2013-02-05, 12:56 AM

I'd rather be a brain in a jar than do that.

**RICH8472** · 2013-02-05, 12:57 AM

I am 5ft 10 and average looking, I use my wits and humour to get laid. If that fails there is always my favorite trick....

You pull out your special pre-prepared hanky and ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Just be warned this prank wears off quickly.

**Garnier Fructis** · 2013-02-05, 12:57 AM

I'm afraid of heights and already pretty good looking (honestly, who wouldn't say this about themselves?), so my answer would be absolutely no.

**Jayburner** · 2013-02-05, 12:58 AM

what happens next Rich? I'm a dumb blonde now.

**Zeglo** · 2013-02-05, 12:58 AM

No...unless I could somehow get rid of ONLY my natural resistance to religion and could have more faith. That would only be a part of my intelligence, anyway.

**Abysal** · 2013-02-05, 12:58 AM

If someone has enough intelligence they can figure out how to not be "alone for ever." There's 7 billion people in the world. Surely there are like minded individuals of the opposite gender out there somewhere. Be intelligent and figure out where to find them instead of trying to get with people who aren't like minded.

**Wilian** · 2013-02-05, 12:59 AM

No. I like being superior on the things that really do matter.

**RICH8472** · 2013-02-05, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by Jayburner

what happens next Rich? I'm a dumb blonde now.

Sadly only 1 person only ever see's the funny side to that joke, the one with the hanky. Try it for yourself though.

**StayTuned** · 2013-02-05, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by Jayburner

what happens next Rich? I'm a dumb blonde now.

You press it against her mouth and drag her into your basement.

Your tissue is actually soaked with chloroform.

What did you think, silly?

**Jayburner** · 2013-02-05, 01:00 AM

Richdude lol i don't want to be skinned alive.

**ogFrenikk** · 2013-02-05, 01:01 AM

Originally Posted by RICH1471

I am 5ft 10 and average looking, I use my wits and humour to get laid. If that fails there is always my favorite trick....

You pull out your special pre-prepared hanky and ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Just be warned this prank wears off quickly.

All gays have to do to get laid is bend over though, right?

**Rifter** · 2013-02-05, 01:02 AM

I'm 6'4", hot and have a rapist wit.

**Somebodyelse** · 2013-02-05, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by Jayburner

I'm close to thinking about it these days.

I wonder what would happen to my memories of being forever alone..

Absolutely not...Beauty doesn't last forever.

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