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    Stupid Pirate Jokes

    Post all your favorite pirate "ARRRRRRR" groaners here!

    Who is a pirate's favorite warchief?
    GARRRRRRRRRosh!
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Scarab Lord Arrashi's Avatar
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    Lame one incoming:
    Who is captain of undead fleet ?
    YAAAAARRRTHAS

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    Pirate's favorite level 60 raid boss?
    GARRRRRRRR

    Pirate's favorite Lich King?
    They are indifferent. They like ARRRRRRRthas and BolvARRRRRR equally.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    What is a pirates favorite type of vehicle?

    a CARRRRRRRR

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    Why couldn't the boy see the movie?

    It was rated RRRRR









    Please don't kill me D:
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    This video taught me that pirating is okay.

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    Pirate's favorite supermod?
    DARRRRRRRsithis.

    I'm going to bed before this gets out of hand.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Why the pirate never had his account hacked?
    Because he installed AVAST, ya landlubber.

    Buu <= WHY I LOVE TO PLAY HUNTERS! => Pendleton

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    Who do pirates like to kill?

    vARRRRRRRian
    Thank You Shyama for the sig again!!

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    A pirate from china once said AAAALLLLright lets set sail!

    What is a pirates favorite container?
    jAAAARRRs

    What does a pirate find attractive?
    A lAAAARRRRge booty.


    These aren't mine but i did laugh more than i should have xD

    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    Because they can spend years at C!

    How do pirates know that they are pirates?
    They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

    What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
    I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!

    Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
    The captain was standing on the deck!
    Last edited by ridish; 2013-02-07 at 08:03 PM.

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    AYE approve of this thread.

    What's a pirate's favorite Star-Wars character? JARRR-JARRR Binks!
    My SC2 stream, bitchz, love goes to Elyaan the Weird and Fantastical Unicorn.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    The best pirate joke can be found right here.
    http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p27/
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Bloodsail Admiral Wass's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    The best pirate joke can be found right here.
    http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p27/
    Admit that's fairly funny
    My SC2 stream, bitchz, love goes to Elyaan the Weird and Fantastical Unicorn.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wass View Post
    Admit that's fairly funny
    If you read a few pages farther on in that story, the titular character cuts the faces off of some pirates, shouting "Peg faces for everyone!"
    And then a while later:
    http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p15/

    A pirate's favorite D3 companion intro? The Templar, because of
    JondARRRRRRRRRRR
    Last edited by Omertocracy; 2013-02-08 at 08:00 PM.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    A pirate's favorite D3 companion intro? The Templar, because of
    JondARRRRRRRRRRR
    I have a friend who would love this one.

    A pirate's favorite manuever?

    A BARRRRRRRRRell roll.
    My SC2 stream, bitchz, love goes to Elyaan the Weird and Fantastical Unicorn.
    All I would ever want and need is a hug.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelle View Post
    Still doesnt beat the remastered version of:
    Thank You Shyama for the sig again!!

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    A pirate's favorite old-time element?
    FiARRRRRRRRRRR.

    A pirate's favorite actual element?
    ARRRRRRRRgon.


    Pirate's favorite comedian?
    ARRRRRRsenio Hall.


    Favorite Mage spec?
    ARRRRRRRcane.

    Race?
    Trolls, because they are the DARRRRRRRRRRkspear Tribe.

    Pirate's favorite original WoW rep?
    ARRRRRRgent... oh wait. I mean Bloodsail Buccaneers.
    Last edited by Omertocracy; 2013-02-09 at 05:56 AM.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    What's the worst nightmare for a Pirate on a blind date?


    A small chest with no booty.

    I'm a washed up, has-been.

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