Post all your favorite pirate "ARRRRRRR" groaners here!
Who is a pirate's favorite warchief?
GARRRRRRRRRosh!
Lame one incoming:
Who is captain of undead fleet ?
YAAAAARRRTHAS
What is a pirates favorite type of vehicle?
a CARRRRRRRR
Why couldn't the boy see the movie?
It was rated RRRRR
Please don't kill me D:
Why the pirate never had his account hacked?
Because he installed AVAST, ya landlubber.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9my0tsutw <- I believe I should drop this here
Who do pirates like to kill?
vARRRRRRRian
Thank You Shyama for the sig again!!
A pirate from china once said AAAALLLLright lets set sail!
What is a pirates favorite container?
jAAAARRRs
What does a pirate find attractive?
A lAAAARRRRge booty.
These aren't mine but i did laugh more than i should have xD
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
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The best pirate joke can be found right here.
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/2p27/
If you read a few pages farther on in that story, the titular character cuts the faces off of some pirates, shouting "Peg faces for everyone!"
And then a while later:
http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p15/
A pirate's favorite D3 companion intro? The Templar, because of
JondARRRRRRRRRRR
A pirate's favorite old-time element?
FiARRRRRRRRRRR.
A pirate's favorite actual element?
ARRRRRRRRgon.
Pirate's favorite comedian?
ARRRRRRsenio Hall.
Favorite Mage spec?
ARRRRRRRcane.
Race?
Trolls, because they are the DARRRRRRRRRRkspear Tribe.
Pirate's favorite original WoW rep?
ARRRRRRgent... oh wait. I mean Bloodsail Buccaneers.
What's the worst nightmare for a Pirate on a blind date?
A small chest with no booty.