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    Stood in the Fire Lotus Victorya's Avatar
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    Lightbulb Review a game using 5 words at most!

    Greetings and salutations my dearest champions.


    I want to find new games to play, so let's play a game!


    Review a game that you like (or not) respecting the limit of 5 words at most.


    Something like:


    PACMAN:


    YELLOW ALIEN CONSUMING BLUE PILLS!


    MARIO:


    omg best game ever made!!!!1!11!


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    Starting with me:

    Phoenix Wright - Ace Attorney:
    No objections for this game!



    See you soon!

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    The Witcher 3:

    This game is so shitty.

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    Interesting I'll try.

    Diablo 3: Disapponting at start, now good.

    Skyrim: The definition of overpowered skills.

    The Witcher: Good story but clunky combat.
    no more
    interwebz!

    D3 (barely playing)
    Rogue (frozen)

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    WoW: Players. Not devs, killing it.
    The difference between a SJW and an activist: An activist tries to get a ramp added to a building for easier wheelchair access. The SJW tries to get the stairs removed because they might offend people who can't use them.

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    Xenoblade: Pretty, fun, good story, british

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    Guild Wars 2: Amazing like a sparkling unicorn

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    Metal gear solid: Sneak, peak, cinematic, repeat.

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    Brewmaster Orangetai420's Avatar
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    Diablo 2: Near-Perfection; deserves QoL updates.

    Pokemon Alpha Sapphire: Where is my trainer customization?
    Blue text indicates sarcasm or joking.

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    Herald of the Titans barackopala's Avatar
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    Torchlight 2: Diablo three done right, mods.
    Cod has a new campaign, new weapons, new multiplayer levels every year. Zelda has been recycling the same weapons, villains, and dungeons since the 80's. Zelda recycles enough to make cod blush. The same weapons, villains, dungeons, and princess in every single Zelda for the most part. It's almost as cheesy as bowser vs Mario round 35

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    I am Murloc! Maxilian's Avatar
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    Steamworld dig: I. NEED. MORE!. KEEP. DIGGING!

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    Diablo 2: Very repetitive but very fun.

    Diablo 3: Absolutely, crushingly disappointing garbage.

    STALKER: Atmospheric, immersive, full of charm.

    Hotline Miami 1 & 2: Awesome music, obscene violence. Outstanding.

    GTA Online: Good game with disgusting menus.

    Warlords of Draenor: No content no content no...

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    The Witcher 3:

    Game of the Year 2015
    Quote Originally Posted by Boogums View Post
    If two players have the exact same deck and the exact same level of skill, luck will decide the victor.
    If two players have the exact same deck and the exact same level of luck, skill will decide the victor.
    If two players have the exact same luck and the exact same level of skill, the deck will decide the victor.

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    Minecraft: Hello Legos! Diggy Diggy Hole!

    Castlevania: Italian plumbers maneuver much better.

    The Legend of Zelda: It's dangerous to go alone!

    Mega Man 2: Dr. Wily Stage 1 music

    World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor: Catch up on old content!

    Pokemon: Any team works in game.

    Final Fantasy V: Battle on the Big Bridge.

    Final Fantasy VI: Psycho becomes god, kills people.

    Final Fantasy VII: Psycho becomes god, kills people.

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    WoW: Raid top, no flying flop.
    Styx: Stealth goblin steals everything!
    Pillars of Eternity: The modern Baldur's Gate, buy!
    StarCraft 2: Best strategy, need 200 APM.

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    WoW:WoD Greed destroys once great franchise

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    TW: Atilla

    Thanks for listening Creative Assembly!

    FFXIV

    Stop flooding me with content!
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    The Lightbringer Poppincaps's Avatar
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    The Witcher 3: Game of the Year 2015

    Bloodborne: From Software's Masterpiece

    Ori and the Blind Forest: Beautiful and Challenging Metroidvania Game

    WoW: World of Garrisoncraft
    Quote Originally Posted by Butthurt Beluga View Post
    I'm saddened that at this point in time I can no longer discern satire from reality

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    Herald of the Titans barackopala's Avatar
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    Starcraft 2: Blizzard problems for game abortion.
    Dark souls: The legend never dies, ever.
    Wolfenstein the new order: Explosions, dismemberment, amazing action flick
    Cod has a new campaign, new weapons, new multiplayer levels every year. Zelda has been recycling the same weapons, villains, and dungeons since the 80's. Zelda recycles enough to make cod blush. The same weapons, villains, dungeons, and princess in every single Zelda for the most part. It's almost as cheesy as bowser vs Mario round 35

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    Scarab Lord Keile's Avatar
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    Diablo 3: Better than given credit for.
    Diablo 2: Take off rose tinted glasses.
    WoW: Still more players than FFXIV.

    (For those curious, as of Jan 2015 FFXIV had 500k subs. So WoW has 14x as many players, even after the 3mil sub losses).
    There is a thin line between not knowing and not caring, and I like to think that I walk that line every day.

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    Heroes of the Storm: Simplicity breeds fun; Blizzard strikes again.

    Fuck you I used 6.
    I am the lucid dream
    Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh


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