View Poll Results: How will you greet Fate?

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  • Kiss his ass

    1 2.04%
  • Smash his face in with a sledgehammer

    9 18.37%
  • Throw him off Mount Everest

    7 14.29%
  • Give him a hug, high-five or hand-shake

    32 65.31%
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    Stood in the Fire lucizanito's Avatar
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    What if Fate was real and a person

    Now we're not here to argue if it's real or not but we are here to discuss something you can do in this once of a lifetime event. Having an altercation with Fate.

    Let's say one day you're leaving your home and you happen to run into Fate personified. He's a real person in this instance and you will pretty much know 100% that he is who you think it is. You have four options you can choose from on how you want to greet him. He will not hold it against you for any of the choices you choose to commit.

    ie: He won't number your days or have you die horribly in the worst way you can imagine. To you this guy is responsible for all the horrible stuff you hear or read on the news that happens to people and it usually ends in death. The choices are:

    1) Kiss his ass

    2) Smash his face in with a sledgehammer

    3) Throw him off Mount Everest

    4) Give him a hug, high-five or hand-shake

    Now you have to choose one and he won't leave you alone unless you do any of the four above.

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    Option 5) Have Fate make it into a poll.
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    Give him a hug, most likely.
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    Well if Fate was a living person it is safe to say some bitter asshole would have found him and killed him years before I was born. As far as what I would do who knows, besides Fate that is.
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    5) Cut him into pieces. With a rusty spoon. Starting with the feet.

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    Ask if he/she wants to go for a bike ride.
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    I take option 6) Make out with him.

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    Keep walking

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    Fate is typically personified as female. Now on the topic at hand, I would not believe that they could possibly be responsible for what folly humanity causes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEHPALLYTANK View Post
    Fate is typically personified as female. Now on the topic at hand, I would not believe that they could possibly be responsible for what folly humanity causes.
    We're not discussing if fate is a real entity or not, just how you would greet him.

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    The Lightbringer TEHPALLYTANK's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucizanito View Post
    We're not discussing if fate is a real entity or not, just how you would greet him.
    I would greet fate in none of the ways you listed, I would greet them the same as I would anyone else. I don't do physical contact with greetings.
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    Intelligence is like four wheel drive, it's not going to make you unstoppable, it just sort of tends to get you stuck in more remote places.
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    If you want to be disgusted, next time you kiss someone remember you've got your mouth on the end of a tube which has shit at the other end, held back by a couple of valves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEHPALLYTANK View Post
    I would greet fate in none of the ways you listed, I would greet them the same as I would anyone else. I don't do physical contact with greetings.
    Then why bother entering the thread?

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    If I choose to throw him off Mount Everest, how would I get there and back? I'd be pretty pissed off if Fate teleported me there and I had to walk back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    If I choose to throw him off Mount Everest, how would I get there and back? I'd be pretty pissed off if Fate teleported me there and I had to walk back.
    Certain choices have consequences you know lol.

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    Sledgehammer, meet Fate; Fate, sledgehammer.
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    Handshake.
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    Stab him in the eye and yell fuck you for making my life so horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucizanito View Post
    Then why bother entering the thread?
    Clearly it was Fate which lead him here.
    9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

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    Simply pass by and don't talk to him because I'm autistic.

    That's how I roll.

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    I do believe in fate. But I also believe in karma. I believe we are always destined for good days, followed along with bad guys, and good days following that.

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