I would give him/her a hug of course.
Kiss his ass
Smash his face in with a sledgehammer
Throw him off Mount Everest
Give him a hug, high-five or hand-shake
If you mean Fate as in the 'thing' that controls your destiny?
Watch Supernatural.
They meet Fate, she takes the body of some book-wormy girl.
She also isn't alone, so trying to hurt Fate would just cause you to be chased by her sisters for the rest of your life, aka, you're boned.
We stopped searching for monsters under our beds when we realized that they were inside us.
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Buy a beer.
Death Knight-90 Druid-85 Hunter - 85 Mage - 90 Paladin - 90 Priest - 90 Rogue - 90 Shaman - 85
What doesn't kill me gives me vengeance.
Fated hive five with Fate.
Then proceed to the nearest mental hospital.
BeeeeeeeoooooOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOO-FFFSSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
My attempt at being less of a pessimist was choosing Dawnbringer as my choice of server.
I regret somethings! (like setting this in my signature)
Probably kiss his ass because Doctor Fate is fucking scary.
If Goku's power level increases at the same rate till the end of DBGT as it does till the end of the Frieza saga, as a SS4 Goku would have a PL of roughly 939 Quinoctogintillion. For reference that is a 260 digit number. A PL of 14,600 is required to destroy an earth sized planet. There are about 2 nonillion earths worth of mass in the universe. That means SS4 Goku can destroy the universe about 32 Octosexagintillion times over. There's a reason they made Goku a god at the end of GT.
Take a funny picture with him/her/it.
I don't want to get into philosophy, but aren't we all our own fates personified?
I'd have to give myself a handshake, though, it'd look weird.
“It is either easy or impossible.” - Salvador Dali
I reject the premise.
Slaying 8bit dragons with 6 pixel long swords since 1987.
I don't believe in fate. I believe that what happens is by sheer luck, but what you do with the opportunities presented to you, is what makes you successful or not.
fate is not something i believe 100%, but if I met it in this case... well... a hand shake would be my choice here.
If Fate was real, then I'd be able to be with my husbando.
huehuehue
I'd say Fate is female. I make her fall in love with me, I'd then merry her and if she'd be bad to me, she'd ruin her own life aswell. *sagenod*
But, as that is not an option, I'd give her a hug.
Kill fate, take over fate's job (pretty sure it works that way...) make the world fair for everyone.
If I fail at that, off myself so that people aren't bound by fate and have true free will.
But what if our greeting would be extremely different if Fate were female rather than male.
Assuming that we can greet Fate in any way we want.
If Fate is a guy I'd challenge him to a game of Chess and spend the game inquiring which religion he favors most.
If Fate is a girl I'd invite her to get a cup of coffee at the nearest classy cafe in town.
Don't judge me, I'm weird.
If you had a chance to change your fate, would you?
5) Kill it with fire!