Ever been caught in the act?

[Beefsquatch]

So, I was just semi caught having some alone time and I got to thinking of all the other times I've been caught. Thought I'd bring up the topic.

What's one (or some) or your most embarrassing stories getting caught?

Mine was at a park. Me and my ex gf were hanging out having a little picnic, things were getting hot and the park was empty and we were in a secluded area. Since it was early in the morning we thought, why not.
Right as we got into position, one of the park maintenance guys walked by and we all just froze like a deer in headlights. After a good 2 minutes of just staring at each other not saying a word, guy gave us a thumbs up and walked away. Needless to say, moment ruined and we left laughing.

Another time was back when I was around..13 or 14 years old. Thought I was alone, so I put on some of the on demand free porn that comcast use to have. There I was, doing my thing and then I hear foot steps and my grandma talking on the phone. I tried turning it off, but the damn thing froze. So I had one of two choices. Either get caught with my dick out but turn the tv off quickly, or get caught with the frozen movie but fully clothed. Decided to go with the latter.
She came in, looked at the tv, saw that I was all nervous and sweaty, started laughing and walked out. I couldn't look her in the eye for about a week or two.

Edit: If you've caught someone, you can mention that as well.

[Reg]

Being caught would mean I thought what I was doing was wrong. I've had girlfriends walk in to me going to town on myself, which normally ended up with finishing up with her. And I've been walked in on having sex, best was my roommate in college who opened the door, and thought it would be best to run in and slap my ass before he left.

[Flaks]

Parents had thrown a party for a holiday inviting family and family friends. I was 13 or 14 and something came over me. Sneaked up to my room, turned on my computer and went to town with limewire. Dad walked in. I turned around and looked him in the eye. 30 second stare off. "Why?". "I was curious". "Ok, food is ready".

[Letmesleep]

My damn parents felt the need to have a conversation every time they caught me. It wasn't enough humiliation for them to just find me, they had to discuss it and tell me it was ok. I KNOW IT'S OK GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM.

best was my roommate in college who opened the door, and thought it would be best to run in and slap my ass before he left.

That is hilarious. That's exactly what a good roommate does when they find you.

[Rocko9]

Being caught would mean I thought what I was doing was wrong. I've had girlfriends walk in to me going to town on myself, which normally ended up with finishing up with her. And I've been walked in on having sex, best was my roommate in college who opened the door, and thought it would be best to run in and slap my ass before he left.

roflmao, I'm fucking red faced!

OT: never been caught doing bad stuff. My friends and I would usually make a plan for these things, very few were on the fly. The on the fly ones being mostly consisting of looking at the girls locker room

[Beefsquatch]

Being caught would mean I thought what I was doing was wrong. I've had girlfriends walk in to me going to town on myself, which normally ended up with finishing up with her. And I've been walked in on having sex, best was my roommate in college who opened the door, and thought it would be best to run in and slap my ass before he left.

Lmaooo...you and your roommate must have been really close.

[Deleted]

Repost from another thread. I've got plenty of being walked in on or disturbed.


Had gone home to a guy from school whom I was interested in when we were 15, he said his parents weren't at home because they were going away for the evening, watched a movie, after the movie was over we made out some and I was getting really excited and wanted more. Just when we were about to have sex his father comes home and shouts for him, he says he'll be right back and just have to check what his father wants, puts on his clothes and leaving me in his room, naked, in his bed. He goes downstairs and talks to his father, like half a minute later I hear footsteps going up the stairs and hear his father aswell, don't know why I didn't register it before the door opens, the guy was saying "nonono, don't go into my room", in comes the guy first, walking backwards being in front of the father trying to stop him from entering his room but he just walks in anyways. I just sat there in the bed not really registering what was happening. His father starts searching for something in a box then raises his head and notices me sitting in the bed, completely naked. Was staring back at him with a shocked look on my face then covered myself up. His father looked at me for what felt like an eternity after I had covered up, then looks at his son then me again then his son again and leaves without saying a word. The look on his face was aslong the lines of ":|" and his face was all red, I just wanted to die or disappear. The guy had buried his head into his hands, could see his face was all red aswell.

I don't know if the guy ever forgave his father for that evening. I just couldn't do it after that.

[Reg]

Lmaooo...you and your roommate must have been really close.

Very much so. I was the best man at his wedding and his daughter is my god daughter.

[Deleted]

The closest i've been to being caught was when i was giving my fiance a massage with candles dimmed light and sex music on.
There was no sex yet though so i don't feel emberassed about it. though it is a bit awkward to have your mom walking in at that moment.
We quitted shortly after as we both sorft of lost the mood to do anything.

[Stormcall]

Only once. Around 10 years ago a friend of me and my GF was in town, he'd been doing the whole road trip thing in a big camper thing. Well, we were over there chilling in the camper, and he went to bed. GF and I didn't go to bed, but made out for awhile and got a bit hotter, so we decided it was time to go back home. Well, we got in the car, and, ended up not waiting to get home. She was going down on me, when out walks the friend. He knocks on the window to let us know we were welcome to sleep in the camper if we were too tired to drive home. As you might expect, the mood was ruined. To this day though he swears he didn't know anything was going on, he just though she had fallen asleep resting her head on my lap(admittedly the windows were a bit fogged up) and I didn't want to wake her up.

[Tommy T]

Being caught would mean I thought what I was doing was wrong. I've had girlfriends walk in to me going to town on myself, which normally ended up with finishing up with her. And I've been walked in on having sex, best was my roommate in college who opened the door, and thought it would be best to run in and slap my ass before he left.

hahaha, sounds like something I would do to my close mates. Lad!

[Tuskcat]

My girlfriend doesn't like closing the door because then "they'll know what we're doing" so of course her moms walked in on us like 20 times, the worst is if I'm going down on her and her mom walks in, it's a lot harder to pretend we're just hanging out under the covers when my heads between her legs >.> every member of her family has walked in on us -_-

[tarqeb]

The closest i've been to being caught was when i was giving my fiance a massage with candles dimmed light and sex music on.
There was no sex yet though so i don't feel emberassed about it. though it is a bit awkward to have your mom walking in at that moment.
We quitted shortly after as we both sorft of lost the mood to do anything.

[Thelxi]

Oh god yes, worst of all was on the beach. We thought it was secluded enough and started playing, and then a FAMILY passed us with two little kids. So embarrassing! weirdly exciting too though It was like a very narrow beach with a lot of rocks that seperated 2-3 meters of beach at a time, some nudists etc.

[tarqeb]

Lmaooo...you and your roommate must have been really close.

[Flashforcash]

i tried it where i thought i was home alone, opened my computer for some free porn and going down on myself. While "having fun" my mom without knocking comes inside my room, me sitting their totally naked infront of porno. She looks at me, and then the computer just staring, and all she is saying: "I HOPE YOU AINT PAYING MONEY FOR THAT PORNO", while i keep screaming at her "OUT OUT OUT OUT". Felt like an enternity before she went out <,<.

You laught at it today, but wasn't funny those 10 years ago hehe

[Kalis]

...going down on myself....

Impressive.

[Flashforcash]

I was 15 when I went home to a girl I had known for a few days. We ended up in her bed with our clothes on and she decided to ride me. She had a skirt on and no underwear, so it wasn't really a big issue.
Suddenly her father walks in on us and announces that the food is ready within 10 minutes. He can't see that I'm not wearing my pants due to the skirt. He stares at my face for a second of two (I was stunned) and then he just walks out. He did have an odd look at me at the dinner table..

Another time I was home with a friend of mine at his house when he lived at home with his parents and brother. I sat down with my friend and his mother, as we had something to talk about.
This brother then comes home with his girlfriend and they decide to go to his room. A few hours later we start hearing her as they apparently have sex. (She was a screamer. I've never heard someone that loud before 0o)
Anyway, a few minutes later they both come out of the room. The girl then mentions something about that she needs to go home. The mother of my friend then replies with something along the lines of "Why? You just came?"

Coolest mom ever, i laughted my ass off

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While some of these stories are highly amusing, the Off-Topic Forum Rules sticky clearly states that threads related to sexuality are not allowed on the forums. Closing.