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    Chevron: If our fracking well explodes, pizza and soda is on us!

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/a...zas-on-us.html

    "It was a horrific event on every level. One worker at the rig was not found and is presumed dead. The fire -- who posed enormous risks to rescue workers and to the surrounding community -- burned intensely for five days before it was finally extinguished. Despite reassurances, neighbors surely worried whether toxins were released in the fiery aftermath."

    "Tucked inside the envelope was a gift certificate to Bobtown Pizza, courtesy of Chevron. It entitles the resident to a free large pizza, and before you say something like, “Boy, is that chintzy,” you should know that was just the beginning, that the coupon also entitles the holder to a 2-liter soda.

    Is there a catch? Well, sort of – the certificate is good for a "special combo only." Remember, Chevron's yearly profits declined in 2013 and the firm made just barely over $21 billion. You weren't really expected pepperoni, too, were you? (Note: the pizza certificates were first reported by No Fracking Way and Raging Chicken Press -- I called (!!) the pizza shop and confirmed that about 100 of the certificates were distributed by Chevron.)"


    How many idiots do plans like these go through? Nobody thought this was a bad idea?

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    Actually this is kind of smart. You know if they accept this compensation they would probably lose any rights to bring a lawsuit.

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    erm so where's my coupon?

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    Nothing to see here people, there's no reason to pursue efficiency technologies and green energy, natural gas is safe and the future of the economy.

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  5. #5
    Could have been worse. Could have been McBucks.

  6. #6
    From what I read, toppings are not even included in the coupon. Blasphemy.

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