Last edited by GreatOak; 2013-02-24 at 11:25 PM.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
I live in the Netherlands. It's really, really small.
Culturally homogeneous? Nothing could be further from the truth. Apart from the fact that it's a country that has, historically, be the home for Franks, Batavs, Saxons, Angles, Frisians, Gypsies and Jews for... Well; a very, very long time (all with their own cultures), we've had a good run at the whole colonialism, which increases the amount of different tribes in our little country by quite a nifty amount. Then you've got immigrants, which also adds really nicely to the mix. Immigrants in large numbers, by the way. 40% of our current urban populace is immigrant.
The Netherlands has four different languages (Dutch, Frisian, Limburgs and Papiamento), and both Dutch and Frisian have a mutlitude of dialects within our borders. Then there's the NetherSaxon dialects, too; language in all but official written form. Then we've got Pecok, which is a Dutch-Bahasa dialect. And, of course, Dutch Yiddish. And then we've got another dialect: Dutch English.
That's just languages. Just assume, for the hell of it, that each and every group has its own culture as well.
As for our landscape: We live in a river delta, but our landscape is quite diverse. We've got pretty much everything apart from mountains. Yes; we've even got desert areas.
The assumption that such a small country isn't as diverse as the US is... Well; untrue, I believe. Especially since we've got 17 million people living in this tiny river delta.
Wouldn't matter here. Even Chavs can probably impress American girls with their "accents"
"O u lyk propa bangn. Me m8 ova thr is chekin u owt thns ur fit so im gnna b qk 2 da pnt. wots dat? nt imprssed? owl spark ya owt ryt quik u fking cnt. say dat 2 me mug n see wt hppns" I don't know if that's how they speak since I've only talked to one but my sister got a similar text message from one while we were out eating in London about a year back. They were probably fucking with us since we were foreigners.
I love how British speak in general
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN2945UUEp8
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Possibly, but then consider this:
The Netherlands is slightly less than twice the size of New Jersey.
Though if we're going to count islands off-shore:
Yups; got tropical jungles as well. (Saint Martin, Curaçao, Aruba). Truth be told, those are generally countries of their own, but they're a part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands none-the-less.
Well...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Scenery
It's a mountain.
As for desert:
It's just condensed really, everything's closer together. I don't need to travel border to border since It'd take me 30 minutes to get to London and there's really no need to go anywhere else. Takes about two hours for me to get to France just by driving and cultural diversity isn't that big of a deal. I've got friends from every continent on the planet, what else matters?
It's even funnier living here in Australia. The continent is about 50% larger than the whole of Europe, only slightly smaller than the U.S. (not all of continental North America, just the U.S.), yet we have a sprinkling of 22 million people living mostly on the eastern coastline... Maybe a few million spread around the southern cape, Perth in the west, and smaller numbers up north.
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